How to tell if you're living in a Red state or Blue state!

sleipnir

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Wed Nov-24-04 03:41 AM
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How to tell if you're living in a Red state or Blue state!

Edited on Wed Nov-24-04 03:42 AM by sleipnir

Some funny material, others are downright frighting in their comedy/reality.

A couple for the road

Blue States: Dream of making enough money to kite and swim with Czechs in Biarritz
Red States: Dream of kiting enough checks to swim in Schlitz

Blue States: Favor electric cars
Red States: Favor electric chairs

Blue States: Want the right for everyone to worship as they choose
Red States: Want the right to choose everyone's worship

Blue States: After the 9/11 attacks, put coffins in the ground
Red States: After the 9/11 attacks, put magnetic flags on the car

(Sad, but true.....)

http://www.bettybowers.com/nl_redorblue.html

A good deal of these blurbs could be read as the differences between Republicans and Democrats.

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FM Arouet666

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Wed Nov-24-04 03:49 AM
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1. You could simply count teeth and tattoos....

The ratio of the number of tattoos to number of teeth, should be fairly elevated in the red states.:evilgrin:

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