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Written by ej moore
Romano confesses praying often to Cheesus.
PORT TRINITY, TN – Just when everyone thought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich on Ebay was the most famous holy food relic to date, along comes Harvey Romano of Port Trinity, Tennessee, with his claim to a Velveeta holy sculpture.
Romano refers to his pasteurized, processed cheese food form as Cheesus because it so strongly resembles his personal Savior. Gonzalez told reporters that Cheesus appeared to him one hot, summer day only a few hours after he had visited the local Piggly Wiggly grocery in his hometown of Port Trinity.
"I'd bought some groceries, and I stopped for confession with Father Tony before I drove back to my farm," he said. "I had a really intense and soul-cleansing confession, and I remember the priest told me that I should always be mindful to be on the lookout for the signs and wonders of God."
Romano said that when he arrived home from confession and began putting his groceries away, he noticed the box of Velveeta he had purchased was "glowing as if it had some kind of a halo." Upon opening its cardboard container and removing the protective foil, Romano said he immediately dropped to his knees and began to pray when he saw the shape the Velveeta had assumed.
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