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funkybutt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:35 AM
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JESUS IS LORD Plumbing Company
No Kidding! I swear to god (pun intended) this is the name of a plumbing company here in New Orleans. I passed their company truck in traffic on the way to work this morning. It had the outline of a big cross and HUGE capital lettering "JESUS IS LORD" below that it said something like "Plumbing Repairs".
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:38 AM
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1. Makes me wanna pray even harder for the rapture. n/t
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:39 AM
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2. Banking on the gullibility of the brainwashed
Even Nigerian Scam spam is using that, ffs!
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:39 AM
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3. Hope they pay him well.
Does he walk in, look at a clogged drain and say "Oh my dad! What a mess!"?
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:39 AM
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4. I find that disrespectful ...
and I'm not even Christian! Jesus is Lord of plumbing? Plumbing is messy work!
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eddiebrowns Donating Member (346 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:40 AM
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5. We have Jesus Pizza in our town
Edited on Wed Nov-24-04 09:48 AM by eddiebrowns
No kidding-it's called "His Best". I haven't been-besides my problems with religion these days, my bet is they don't sell beer!:beer:
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TwoHandedLayup Donating Member (289 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:42 AM
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6. Makes it easy when drains back up
He can walk on the water to get the shit clogs out. Keeps the sandals nice and dry.
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laheina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:22 AM
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18. LOL!
That is hysterical!
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:43 AM
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7. There is a Jesus Is Lord Auto Sales in Maine ...
when I worked at the BBB, they were always getting complaints.
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Throckmorton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:54 AM
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24. Its in Bridgeton, or maybe Naples, as I recall.
My in-laws summer place is on RT-302 in Naples, and its right down the street as I recall.
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Throckmorton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:55 AM
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25. Kind of add a new twist to the "Power behind the Throne"
Hallelujah, amen, and double clutch.
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:43 AM
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8. Why not just pray clogs away?
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MostlyLurks Donating Member (738 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:23 AM
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19. "And I Did Sayeth Unto That Foul Hair Clog, Ye Are SMOTE!
...That'll be $326 ma'am. Jesus is good, but he ain't cheap."
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Loki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:50 AM
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9. There is a vacuum cleaner store that advertises in Houston
that uses this phrase to encourage people to visit "Where every women gets a flower and remember Jesus is Lord." I haven't been in to get my flower yet.
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teach1st Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:54 AM
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10. Jesus sells
http://unquietmind.com/jesussells.html
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:55 AM
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11. Jesus was a plumber on the side. nt
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:57 AM
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12. I'd Build An Outhouse Before I'd Call Them To Repair My Toilet
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:17 AM
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16. Call em up and send them to the local abortion clinic
;-)
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GoBlue Donating Member (930 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:58 AM
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13. No Shit?!
Did it also have the motto "A straight flush beats a full house"?
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:15 AM
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14. An Auto Parts place here in Woodbridge, VA
has the big "Jesus is Lord" sign. It really goes well to compliment the beauty of the squaller of their fucking ugly place.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:16 AM
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15. JESUS IS LORD - But NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE PLUNGER
OF CONTRITION!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 12:07 PM
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26. You realise, of course,
that this elevates your chili recipe to the level of sacred mystigogia.
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laheina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:20 AM
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17. My sister, a fundie, often gives her patronage
to businesses based on things like a christian fish in their advert. Once, she made this mistake with a computer guy who totally ripped her and her husband off -- but she still does it.

I say, that anyone that uses their religion as a marketing point is prolly gonna bend you over.
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:29 AM
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21. Then I'll avoid Solid Rock Computers in my hometown.
n/t
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:26 AM
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20. Do the taps now dispense red wine?
That wouldn't be to bad until you had to shower.
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:40 AM
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22. Holy Shit!
There is a local "Jesus Is Lord" tile (floor and counter) shop in my town.

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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:48 AM
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23. Brilliant!
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funkybutt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 06:11 PM
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27. kick for the late crowd.
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Cornjob Donating Member (218 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 06:24 PM
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28. Noah's Steel Erection!
One of my all-time favorite establishments located in Ore City Texas.
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greendog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 06:36 PM
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29. "Lord's Swine"....no kidding!
Back a few years ago, when I was a truck driver I was passing through Ft.Wayne, IN. on I-69. I saw a purple and gold "church bus" up ahead with the words "Lord's Swine" painted on the back.

I thought maybe it was the tour bus for an "extreme" Christian Rock Band but when I caught up to it I saw that it was full of little piggies. :7
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