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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:52 PM
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I'm God. Ask me anything.
Yes, I do exist. In fact, twice now I have existed in human form: from c. 4 BC to c. AD 30 and again from AD 1911 to AD 2004.

Here's a portrait of me taken a few years ago:



So... Any questions?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:53 PM
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1. So THAT's why Nancy insisted on keeping all those dresses
Yeah, I'll go THERE :evilgrin:
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:54 PM
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5. There you go again.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:55 PM
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7. Liiike clockwork
;-)
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:53 PM
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2. Remember anything about the Iran Contra thing yet? n/t
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:55 PM
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8. I know everything. Besides...
Edited on Wed Nov-24-04 02:56 PM by ih8thegop
...why is anyone so concerned about contraceptives?
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:54 PM
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3. Do you smoke cannabis?
Are you one of us?
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:57 PM
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9. No... but I hope you're all Republicans.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:54 PM
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4. Can you move that rapture business up a bit?
Your more zealous followers are really starting to bug me.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:59 PM
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11. The re-election of my VP's son is a cruciaal element in the rapture.
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:54 PM
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6. Why didn't you
let yourself get crucifixed the second time around?
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 03:00 PM
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12. Bill Clinton's Presidency was worse than crucifixion.
Edited on Wed Nov-24-04 03:02 PM by ih8thegop
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Liberalynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 04:49 PM
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25. If
If we are all supposed to be saved how come there is still a hell and why do I sometimes feel we are already living in it?
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:58 PM
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10. HEY! I met you once!! In Chicago, on Michigan Ave, a the Croissant Cafe
that I managed back in '82! Your name is Peter and you would come in and ask for coffee and sit quietly. ONCE in a while you would try to panhandle the other customers, but you and I worked out an agreement.

You were very nice, even when chatting with yourself, you were always polite and sweet.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 03:01 PM
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13. So where's my chocolate pudding?
I specifically prayed for chocolate pudding last night.

You're fired.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 03:03 PM
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15. Have some jelly beans instead.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 03:02 PM
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14. What the fuck?
Can I go to hell now?
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 03:04 PM
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16. Look around, pal. You think this is heaven?
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auburngrad82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 03:05 PM
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17. WHY, GOD, WHY???
Just curious...
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 10:37 AM
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30. There you go again.
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revree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 03:07 PM
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18. What am I getting for Christmas?
Oh, wait, only Santa knows that.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 10:38 AM
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31. A less liberal Secretary of State.
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Dyedinthewoolliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 04:14 PM
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19. I have a question......
is ketchup REALLY a vegetable? I've been wondering about that all this time.
Thanks.
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 04:17 PM
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20. And on a similar note: why did you create trees?
Terrible, wicked things which poison the lovely, unsullied air you've given us to breathe?
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 04:23 PM
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21. How did Pat Robertson get a direct line to You?
Can I have one too? Do I have to switch my long-distance or anything?
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 10:42 AM
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33. Pat stands up for things like marriage. Do you?
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 04:25 PM
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22. Doesn't it bug You when people go around claiming to be You?
Edited on Wed Nov-24-04 04:25 PM by KamaAina
I won't name any names, but this epiusode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letter W...

edit: Caps. Always go with the caps when addressing Him/Her.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 10:43 AM
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34. As long as they're Republicans.
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furrylitldevil Donating Member (555 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 04:35 PM
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23. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 10:45 AM
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35. Because of liburlz like Joe Liberalman.
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shesemsmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 04:42 PM
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24. OH
I thought it was W
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Butterflies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 05:08 PM
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26. If you love us, why give us hangovers?
why punish us for drinking?
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 10:48 AM
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36. If I punished people for drinking...
...that Massachusetts liburl would be President-elect.
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Left Brain Donating Member (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 05:19 PM
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27. Can I call you sometime?
or should I just call you God?
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 10:50 AM
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37. Call me Ishmael.
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spatlese Donating Member (472 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 05:22 PM
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28. Why did Aiptasia smell her cat's feet?
:shrug:
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 10:52 AM
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38. Because she's a liberal.
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Astrochimp Donating Member (212 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 05:47 PM
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29. Wrong, Lemmy is God
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Heyo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 10:40 AM
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32. Is there really..
... a Higg's boson?

Heyo
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 10:54 AM
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39. Higg's whatever.
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 11:06 AM
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40. Liked you better the first time...
You shouldn't have pressed your luck.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:34 PM
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42. I was needed.
Barry Goldwater called me.
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 11:50 AM
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41. If you're God...
Why are you here at DU...

Everyone knows God is a repug!

Do you have some secret agenda?
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:36 PM
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43. I talked to Skinner. He let me join.
Why? Because he's a liburl, and libruls are too nice.
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 01:58 PM
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44. All right...
If your God, did you really create the world in seven days?

Do you think that maybe if you took your time, it could have turned out a little better, you know, maybe a few more fertile green fields, a few less hurricanes?
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 02:13 PM
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45. Have you stopped taking your lithium again? n/t
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azoth Donating Member (408 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 02:23 PM
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46. What was up with that trickle down economics thing?
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 02:26 PM
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47. Is it true that Bonzo was left of center?
I heard a rumor.
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