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Merrick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:55 PM
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Weeping Ghost of Lincoln Appears to Apologize for not Letting South Go
The Weeping Ghost of Lincoln Appears on Larry King to Apologize for not Letting the South Go

Dragging a stack of color shaded electoral college maps for all of the nation’s presidential elections since his assassination, a haggard and distraught apparition of Abraham Lincoln appeared on the Larry King Show to apologize for not letting the South go during his presidency, and, “Completely wasting everybody’s time with the Civil War.”

http://www.newsmutiny.com/16/weeping_ghost_of_lincoln_appears.htm
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:56 PM
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1. Well...he did pretty much consider keeping the Union together
his top priorty.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:58 PM
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2. Preserving the union was a good idea. It was the incomplete...
reconstruction that was the problem. We should have deported the Southern ruling class
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 02:59 PM
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3. Typical Repuke--what a flip-flopper!!!!!!!!!!
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 03:00 PM
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4. Damn! I quit watching Larry King too early.
If I wouldn't have stopped watching King back in the early '90s, I might have seen Lincoln last night.

rats
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PROGRESSIVE1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 03:00 PM
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5. Lincoln should have just cut them loose from the continent and let...
the South (a.k.a. "North America's Third Reich") sink in the Atlantic!
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