Ebay: GW Bush appears on a baloney sandwich.

From this ebay auction: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536456858&rd=1

THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!!! Three days ago I was preparing a baloney sandwich and wondering if the Virgin Mary might appear to me on it. I laid down a slice of baloney, and as I was reaching for another slice of bread to top it off I was suddenly aware that the entire sandwich was bathed in light. I am not sure how much time passed, but the next thing I knew, an image of our beloved president was staring right at me from the slice of baloney!!


I fell to my knees and thanked God for this miracle. I then quickly grabbed my digital camera and took a picture. Lucky for me I did because, unlike the eternal "Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese", the slice of baloney immediately began to rot. In fact, within minutes it was covered with mold and the smell became so putrid and foul that I had to take it out back and bury it.


Subsequent sandwiches failed to produce another apparition of George W. However, the evidence of this incredible miracle lives on in my picture, and you can own one if you are the winning bidder of this auction. You will receive a color ink jet copy of the actual picture that recorded this blessed event. It will be enlarged as close as possible to an 8.5X11 and will be printed on photo quality glossy film.


In addition to the photo, the winning bidder will also receive the plate the sandwich was on, as well as the one and only original wrapper that encased this incredible piece of baloney!


Along with the “Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese” miracle, this is sure to go down in the anuls of history as one of the most amazing unexplained events of our time! Don’t miss out on owning a piece of history in the making!


God Bless America!



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On Nov-22-04 at 13:40:19 PST, seller added the following information:

UPDATE: I just wanted to let everyone know that the sandwich I buried last week has disappeared!! Evidently, it happened sometime during the night. I went out back this morning and all I saw was an empty hole in the ground with some crumbs in it. At first I thought it might have been the dogs. But my neighbor reported that just before dawn she saw several mysterious looking men in dark suits roaming around my yard with flashlights looking for something. One was carrying a box. After apparently finding what they were looking for, she said they got into a dark car and sped away. I am not sure what to think. But if anyone sees a rotten baloney sandwich with an image of George W. Bush on it, please contact me.
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You must read the questions and comments section. Here are a few examples:

Q: You've got to be a complete idiot. Get a life.
A: PLEASE.....don't hate me because I was "chosen".

Q: Are you sure GWB? Could be young GHWB ?? Must know before I bid
A: I'm pretty certain it was GWB. At one point, it looked to me like his lips were moving but he wasn't saying anything.

Q: You are pathetic, I feel sorry for people like you!
A: Obviously, this person is just jealous because "he" appeared to me instead of them.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's too funny! I hope that's sarcasm dripping and not mustard. LOL!

Q: WOW! Now I know what President Bush is talking about when he says he's the kinda guy that does things according to what his gut TELLS him. Awesome!
A: You know you're exactly right. People ask me, "Why do you think this happened?.... What does it MEAN?" Well guess what - the light just went on! The more I think about it, the more I am convinced that the reason this whole thing took place is to prove, once and for all, (especially to that "other" political party) just whose side God is REALLY on! Hallelujah!

Must be being sold by a democrat.

Wish me luck!

pnorman

Outaluck! I've just been longcocked with a $22.50 bid, and about 20 minutes left to go.

I'm outtahere! I'll make a peanutbutter sandwich, and see if I can find Dubya in those swirls of BROWN. (Wish me luck!)

pnorman

OHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! THAT IS WICKED HILARIOUS!:headbang:

:D

maybe the sandwich has been resurected after three days.. you never know

I just saved that image as: "Bush in a Bowl".

With luck, that's how my peanutbutter sandwich will turn out.

pnorman

George War pig.

This will go down in the republican history books as the miracle of the baloney.

The new republican credo:

"There is no god but mammon, and George Bu$h the War pig is his profit"

Much better than the grilled cheese LOL

am laughing so hard My SIDES HURT
I wonder what would happen with a shit sandwich,.lolololololololololololoololololololololo
ROTF>>>>LMAO Baloney sandwich indeed:spank:

hardly catch by breath... trying to read this to him............