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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 07:54 PM
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My boyfriend is a freak and doesn't like pumpkin pie...what should I do?
He might be not liking all kinds of things I don't know about, or could not like them in the future. How can I trust him?
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 07:54 PM
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1. Tell him it's sweet potato pie.
:)
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 07:54 PM
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2. Exactly. Dump his sorry ass.
he can't be trusted.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 07:54 PM
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3. Give him to me. I like freaks and don't like pumpkin pie too!
So much in common. :D :crazy:
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d_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 07:55 PM
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4. hmm..
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 07:55 PM
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5. Make apple. (nt)
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 07:55 PM
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6. The dislike of large gourds can be the precurser for extreme antisocial
behaviour.

The poor man needs professional gourd counciling as soon as possible.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 07:56 PM
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I love pumpkin pie
You'll have to dump him for me.
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stepnw1f Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 07:56 PM
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7. I Love Pumpkin Pie
wink wink
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 07:56 PM
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8. Squash Him ?
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fluffernutter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:00 PM
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9. cover yourself in it and then ask him ;)
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evil genius Donating Member (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:01 PM
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10. there's something basically wrong
with this guy. I think he should be exiled to Texas or some other godforesaken red state where they have no taste.
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:03 PM
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11. My ex-boyfriend.....
...AND husband of 36 years...hates everything, like Mikey. Choose your battles sweetie :silly:
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:03 PM
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12. I Can't Stand Pumpkin Pie Either - Now Pecan Pie - That's Another Matter
eom
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:04 PM
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13. Pumpkin cheesecake? n/t
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NashVegas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:30 PM
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20. Oh Man, Serious Yummage
There are recipes floating around online for a pumpkin-cognac cheesecake that's outta this world.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:06 PM
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14. I dont know what you should do with him, but I have this urge for pie!
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lumberingbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:07 PM
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15. What's with this guy????
Is he a freeper?????

Unamerican, Unamerican I say!
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Menshevik Donating Member (674 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:15 PM
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16. I hate pumpkin pie...don't kill me
;)
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:27 PM
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17. give a pecan pie to him (better than pumpkin)
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Dirty Hippie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:27 PM
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18. Make him a Mince Meat pie
That will shut him up.
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Medium Baby Jesus Donating Member (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:28 PM
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19. Bleeech!
Even pumpkins hate pumpkin pie!
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:39 PM
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21. Marry him
Pumkin pie is a food of the devil. It is a proven fact.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:40 PM
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22. Bake a squash pie.
Acorn squash is the way to go. I much prefer it over pumpkin.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:53 PM
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23. Bake Something With Poison In It...Poison...Now They'll Sleep... Sle-e-eep
Poppys...
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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:53 PM
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24. Kill him . . .
Juuuust kidding. LOL
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Jean Louise Finch Donating Member (651 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:55 PM
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25. He's a keeper
It means there's more pie for you. Well chosen.
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malmapus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:58 PM
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26. He's not a freak, I hate that stuff =D

Anything pumpkin I can't stand lol, my gf doesn't understand it either =)
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neebob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:58 PM
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27. Make or buy one anyway
and tell him to bring something he likes. Duh.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:58 PM
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28. Make apple pie...
I don't eat pumpkin pie either. Or sweet potato pie.

:puke:
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:04 PM
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29. Stuff it down his throat.
Make him eat The PIE. In a completely non-sexual way.
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:13 PM
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30. He is also un American....
Not liking pumpkin pie is supporting the terra-ists.

I'll bet bin Laden hates pumpkin pie as well.

Has homeland security been notified of this? I'm sure Mr Ashcroft is looking for something to do in his remaining days on the job.
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2Design Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:25 PM
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31. lots of whip cream - the sugar helps the taste in the beginning
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:53 PM
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32. Sell him for parts
Not liking pumpkin pie is...perverted.
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emdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:23 PM
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33. MARRY HIM!....
That way, you get to eat the whole pie yourself!
emdee
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 11:03 PM
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34. Thanks everyone for your sage (nutmeg?) advice
People who hate pumpkin pie love my pumpkin pie. Hell, *I* hate pumpkin pie, unless it's my pumpkin pie. (It starts with a real pumpkin and is baked in a homemade, flakey crust.) He is mad, I tell you, mad!

I'm sure you're right, and he is secretly a freeper, sent by Homeland Security to spy on me. Very cleverly, they deployed him in '99, before they had officially formed, just to throw me off.

Per your advice, I shall lie, give him other pie, eat all the pie, dump him, poison him, kill him, wear the pie, marry him, tell him to make his own pie, disguise the pie, force him to eat it, get him counseling, squash him, send him to Texas, make cheesecake, and leave him for ZombyWoof.

:toast:
Cheers,
Der Blaue
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