www.fuckthesouth.com Warning--VERY brutal language!

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep. And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really? Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, assholes, it’s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.Let’s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

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just stop with the red-state bashing...and the bashing of the south and it's people.

I hear the food is good,though. :-)

Too much frying!

we absolutely need to shock and awe these fucks. HEART land my ass!

Because it is true!!!

And yes, I do live in Alabama.

and there is no record of him ever having received communion.

And who said the US was a Christian nation?

Who said this:

"The national government… will offer strong protection to Christianity as the very basis of our collective morality. Today Christians stand at the head of our country. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit. We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theatre, and in the press -- in short, we want to burn out the poison of immorality which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of liberal excess during the past few years."

Adolf Hilter.

Do you happen to have a more thorough citation or a link for it?

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-Laelth

Wow, never thought I'd say anything like THAT! :shrug:

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The mods are headed your way on a search and destroy mission I'll bet.

P.S. But I won't tell!

I'm suprrised it hasn't been locked yet!

if left to their own devices? If the south were an independent country, the north would just have to invade it anyway to stop the new holocaust which they would have under way.

Yeah, they are so poor they couldnt' survive. Seriously, the north has its poor areas, but whenever I'm down south the amount of poverty is just staggering.

Youd be suprised how active and loud the democrat/progressive movements are here.

If Alaska wasnt a state we would have won in 2000, how do you like that?
go get frostbite or something.

hey, I know I'm a pilgrim in an unholy land. My point was that giving the wingnuts their own country would be counterproductive. Southerners have such an inferiority complex...any criticism is taken personally. Now go make some grits and violate your sister or something.

reacting to the shit being spewed by the red state evangelicals gloating about the election. As far as I'm concerned, I'm sick of being called a heathen and un-American, and quite frankly, you should be too.

it would have inbred it self out of existence by now.

We'd have to take them over anyway just to save the rest of the world....can we ban NASCAR????

even with a southerner on the ticket. What else would you expect to happen?
And New Englanders ARE arrogant. :)

I'm from there, and it's simply a different way of doing things. They are more reserved, and Southerners might see that as arrogance, but by doing so, they only show their small-mindedness.

Wow, the irony is blinding.

You want too see disgust... go to Cary, NC (Confinment Area for Rich Yankees)

You may vote blue, but it seems alot of y'all have the arrogance of a damn Aryan Nazi.

As the offspring of two Northeastern Liberal Elites (and one of them was even a JEW) I can honestly say: AMEN. Truer words were never spoken. Choke on it, all ye Red State hicks.

its threads like this that bring northern and southern DUers together. To. Kill. Eachother.

That's usually the easiest way to spot a freeper.

now what is that word...

This is flamebait and an extreme group attack.