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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:39 PM
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Poll question: Things NOT to say at your Freeper family reunion
Edited on Wed Nov-24-04 08:42 PM by Hardhead
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Coventina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:42 PM
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1. I definitely plan on saying #3
if the subject comes up.
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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:44 PM
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2. I killed my grandmother with this comment
My wife was busting pregnant with our son due on Dec 16th:

"His name? We're gonna name him William Clinton (our last name)!'

Ruined that holiday.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:50 PM
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4. O, that's great!
:evilgrin:
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juliagoolia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:53 PM
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5. THATS GREAT
I hope there are a thousand plus
howard dean yournames
and
John Kerry yournames
and
John Edward yourname


they all have two first names.. easy to use in names.. LOL
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TaleWgnDg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:55 PM
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11. LOL LOL . . . oh, how sweet it is . . . n/t
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:49 PM
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3. number one
the one i've used before, as a matter of fact.
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BamaLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:53 PM
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6. Definitely #1
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Mend Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 08:54 PM
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7. We don't reune with them. They can buy their own turkey. eom
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malmapus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:04 PM
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8. Had to go with #1
my gf agreed hehe
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:09 PM
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9. #6 is what I'll say to them...
#7 is what they'll ask about for me.

Yes, I am subject to recall, until 2014. No, I won't be recalled, not while the navy is cutting 60,000 people a year from the ranks.
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neebob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:11 PM
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10. Reminds me
I told my mom the White House had floated a proposal to eliminate the tax incentive for corporations providing health coverage to their employees, and she said, "Well, it probably wasn't the White House."

Fortunately, I'm not having a freeper family reunion. That's one more thing to be thankful for. :)
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:01 PM
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12. Me neither....
just invited the old folks this year. Freeper brother and family will have to gather around their own plastic turkey this year.
Would be funny to stop by for pumpkin pie and drop off the enlistment forms though...
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:33 PM
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13. I may use some or all of these
so if you don't see me on DU anymore you know i didn't survive :nuke:
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seaj11 Donating Member (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:39 PM
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14. I wouldn't say the last one.
I like subtle insults. :evilgrin:
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Biased Liberal Media Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 10:40 PM
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15. I would say #1
but then I know I'd hear "Yes, EXACTLY" by my freeper family members.
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Kber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 11:00 PM
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16. And in a twist on things
my democratic leaning family is suddenly very pro-gay rights because they can't stand to be associated with any position that is associated with Bush, which makes relations with certain gay members of my family much easier. (Hey, don't you be dissing my family! Only I can dis my family!)

Hey - he really is a uniter!
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 11:14 PM
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17. "Dig in, we won't be able to eat this good when the dollar collapses"
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:12 AM
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18. i believe the saying goes
"I wouldn't piss down your throat if your heart was on fire"
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:37 AM
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22. That assumes they have a heart. /nt
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:41 AM
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23. well, even if it's cold, black, tiny....
not a bleeding one like mine.
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boilerbabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:14 AM
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19. I really wanted to click on all the options on this poll!! n/t
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:20 AM
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20. can't get any simpler than the three word title in link below
http://www.ericblumrich.com/ihr.html
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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:31 AM
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21. Hey, I like that song! n/t
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