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Heyo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:22 PM
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Eating turkey is murder!
I plan to commit mass murder tommorow.

:dunce:

Heyo

(PS: To all the vegans out there, I'm just joshin'.. you know i love ya ;-))
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:23 PM
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1. Well, killing a turkey is murder.
Eating it is merely disposing of the remains.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:23 PM
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2. Murder is turkey eating! All of those innocent cobs of corn slaughtered...
May as well stop walking in fear of stepping on an amoeba...
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:26 PM
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4. I have heard corn scream as it is being pulled away from it's mother
stalk...therefore, I eat dirt. ;) :hi:
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:25 PM
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3. Turkeycide...
does not mean a side of turkey ;)
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:29 PM
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5. well, people wouldn't eat as much meat if they had to kill it themselves
I have no idea what I'd do, since I can't kill anything and I hate vegetables.

I'm screwed if a nuclear holocaust ever breaks out and all the food stores and fast food places get blown up.
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fugue Donating Member (846 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:30 PM
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6. Tofurkey is quite good
And their "giblet" gravy is to die for. My sister--not a vegetarian--says that if she didn't know better, she'd think the gravy was made from meat.

She thinks the Tofurkey is good, but it doesn't taste enough like turkey. So we usually have the Tofurkey gravy over biscuits for Thanksgiving.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-24-04 09:30 PM
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7. Soylent Green is people!!
News at eleven...
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