Best Line from a Movie

I love this one from "My Fellow Americans"

Genny: Wel... , uh, I'm sorry about that, sir. We're Republican.
Matt Douglas: Well, at least you can admit it. That's the first step towards recovery.

" I could lay under you, eat fried chicken and work a crossword puzzle at the same time"

"You're a god damned, blood sucking vampire. Wait till I tell mom"

Corey Haim to his older brother who is indeed becomming a vampire.

God, I love that movie!

heres a line I like
Clemenza- Leave the gun and get the cannoli
Godfather

:hi: I hope you have a wonderful holiday!

:hi: I hope you do the same. Really though Lost Boys was a cool movie I thought, not the best of all time but enjoyable.

war room.

"what the fuck." Saying "what the fuck" brings freedom and freedom brings opportunity and opportunity makes your future!

"Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service."

credit, then okay!

...... and I'm all out of bubble gum.
The great Roddy Piper from "They Live"

and I'm all out of ass." -- Crow, MST3K #519 ("Outlaw")

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Guess. :-)

awesome movie!!!

Yes, I know it's a bit outdated and doesn't have much shock value anymore, but I still love that line and the entire movie. It doesn't compare to the book, though.

I think Margaret Mitchell only wrote that one book, which is just as well because she couldn't have topped herself. Scarlett O'Hara is one of the greatest characters ever. And the book is better, but the film isn't slouchy either. It has tremendous staying power. Great casting, great settings....

The film is coming on TCM Thanksgiving night at 8 and the next day at...noon I think, for all of you who've STILL not seen this masterpiece.

Bored me to tears but when I look back and I understand it more and realize why it's such a classic.

Raoul Duke: I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.

Raoul Duke: Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

Elwood: Harvey and I sit in the bars, have a drink or two, play the jukebox. And soon the faces of all the other people turn toward mine and they smile. And they’re saying, “We don’t know your name, mister, but you’re a very nice fellow.” Harvey and I warm ourselves in all these golden moments. We’ve entred as strangers and soon we have friends and they come over and sit with us and they drink with us and they talk to us and they tell about the big terrible things they’ve done. And the big wonderful things they’ll do. Their hopes, their regrets, their loves and their hates. All very large, because nobody ever brings anything small into a bar. And then, I introduce them to Harvey. And he’s bigger and grander than anything they offer me. And when they leave, they leave impressed. The same people seldom come back, but that’s envy, my dear. There’s a little bit of envy in the best of us. That’s too bad, isn’t it?

Doctor Sanderson: How did you end up calling him Harvey?

Elwood: Well, Harvey's his name!

Sanderson: How do you know that?

Elwood: Well, actually, there was a rather interesting coincidence on that, Doctor. One night, several years ago, I was walking early in the evening down on Fairfax Street between 18th and 19th. I had just put Ed Hickey into a taxi--Ed had been mixing his rye with his gin, and ... I just felt that he needed conveying. Well, anyway, I was walking down along the street, and I heard this voice saying, "Good evening, Mister Dowd." Well, I turned around, and here was this big 6-foot-tall rabbit leaning up against a lamppost. Well, I thought nothing of that, since when you've lived in a town as long as I've lived in this one, you get used to the fact that everyone knows your name. So naturally, I went over to chat with him. And he said to me, he said, 'Ed Hickey was a bit spiffed this evening, or could I be mistaken?' Well, of course, he was *not* mistaken. I think the world and all of Ed, but he was *spiffed*. Well, we talked like that for awhile, and then I said to him, I said, "You have the advantage on me. You know my name, and I don't know yours." And right back at me, he said, "What name do you like?" Well, I didn't have to think twice about that. Harvey's always been my favorite name. So I said to him, I said, "Harvey." And --this is the interesting thing about the whole thing--he said, "What a coincidence. My name happens to be Harvey.

From "Risky Business".

In the giant ferris wheel in Vienna, 1948:

MARTINS (Jos. Cotten): Have you ever seen any of your victims?

HARRY (Welles): You know, I don't ever feel comfortable on these sort of things. Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Look down there. Would you feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you 20,000 pounds for every dot that stopped moving, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money? Or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax. It's the only way to save money nowadays.

I've got nothing but hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearing off.

— A L I E N S

Most from Bill Paxton, the obnoxious wise-cracking space marine.

My old PC at work used to sign on in the morning with "We're on an express elevator to Hell, going down!"

And, one that I've used at work in a sarcastic way is paraphrasing Sergeant Apone's talking about being in the Marines - "every day is like a vacation..."

from batchelor party.
it is so true!

and to hear the lamentation of the women."

:D

Conan was not a bad movie

Jay: / Fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...

Teen #1: Uh, let me get a nickel bag.

Jay: / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what?

Teen #2: What the hell are you singing?

Jay: You don't know "Jungle Love?" That shit is the mad notes. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time.

Teen #1: You mean the guys in that Prince movie?



Teen #2: Yeah, Purple Rain.

Teen #1: Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style.

Silence of the lambs.

He didn't fall? Inconceivable!!

INIGO
(whirling on Vizzini)
You keep using that word -- I do not think it means what you think it means.

Hee-Hee.
Such a great movie.

"Nuts? For shooting Reagan? Huh. You'd have to be nuts NOT to shoot Reagan."

in the middle of Texas, hotter'n the hubs of Hell, both of them inside a phone booth and Dustin Hoffman says...

"Uh oh ---- fart."

What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

That's from "Semi-Tough", written by Dan Jenkins, Walter Bernstein, and Ring Lardner, Jr., directed by Michael Ritchie, and delivered by the magnificent Robert Preston as Big Ed Bookman.

"We Came! We Saw! We kicked it's ass!"

"He will have an enormous Schwanstooker"

LOL

-Our Father in Heaven, as we go into battle, every soldier among us will approach you each in his own way, our enemies too, according to their own understanding and will ask for protection and victory, and so we bow before your infinite wisdom. We offer our prayers as best we can. Yes, and one more thing, dear Lord. About our enemies-- ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to hell. Amen.-

This line is stuck in my head, from "Half-Baked", from when Harland Williams is in prison for killing the diabetic police horse and is trying not to get "abused" by the inmates:

"I'm gonna get skewered in here! Have you ever taken off all your clothes and run backwards through a cornfield??"

Jack in "A Few Good Men"

Nicole Kidman in "The Hours"

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/Apocalypse Now.

I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House ...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057012/quotes

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.

Colonel "Bat" Guano: That's private property.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!

Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?

Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

I want you to know that I plan on being a star. A big, bright shining star.

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This is twice in two days a chick has OD'd on me.

Do you think this means you should get some new shit?

Yes, sir

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You ever see that movie Star Wars?

Yeah.

People tell me I look like Han Solo.

Really?

How much do you bench?

You tell first.

I asked you first.

Same time.

Cool

Are you ready?

Ready.

1, 2, 3

But you didn't say anything.

Ooh, neither did you.

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I love you
You love me
Goin down the sugar tree
We'll go down the sugar tree
And see lots of bees
Playing
Playing
But the bees won't sting
Cause you love me.

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Or from Blade Runner:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe -- attack ships on fire off the sholder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the darkness at Tan Hauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.

John: These are just delays, every park has delays. When they opened Disneyland, nothing worked.
Malcolm: Yes, but John when the Pirates of the Caribbean break down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

...from Cabin Boy...that line always leaves me moved.