Aliens?

WELL, YOU WON'T GET IT! Nasty Geiger wallpaper, BTW.

BWA HAHAHAHA!

"Who is Number One?"

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AH HA HA HA HA!

and then turn left.

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I'm SUCH a nerd!

It was disguised as a dog and was barking at me. I had drank two bottles of rum and some beer, but even then I could tell it's bark was an alien speech about uranus being the birthplace of the hamburger and bush. I don't remember anything else that night, it erased my memory. My friends said they found me naked hugging a waffle iron babbling about the assmaster 5000 spaceship that probed me. I dunno. Damn aliens.

Good thing you never found the microchip we planted inside you!

Once, when I lived in this huge house, I was on one end on the house watching tv with my boyfriend and I was telling him about the book I was reading at the time: Communion. It's a supposedly true account of a man who believes he's been abducted by aliens and who do experiments on him. Suddenly my son screams in the other room. I run in and there's blood everywhere, his nose is spouting blood. He's half asleep but he starts talking about not wanting to "go up there again, they took me up there." Well, you know, I changed the sheets and got him all tucked in and everything was fine the rest of the night--but it sure freaked me out!

Another time, about 5 years later, he and I home one night and we look out to the hill across the street and there's this bright light blinking on and off over the treetops. We made a run to the store, and when we were coming home, the light was still there. We drove to the top of that hill to check it out. The light was over the trees, but no kind of tower nor helicopter supported it, it just was. We both kinda freaked out and drove back home. It never came back.

Are these witnesses proof of aliens? Absolutely not. But they are unexplainable.

than it is to believe that Republicans are for real.

..an alien placed here on earth to explore and share....either that or he was some kind of 'other-worldly'.