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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 04:05 AM
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Instead of when you get a slammer 'Ur going to hell' from a Christians
instead of the response 'i think its up to god to make that decision'
How about

'i did not know you were the devil himself! you be cursed! sin is upon you, oh god help me!'

Just try to freak em out...
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 04:09 AM
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1. Really?
How about screaming "The Power of Christ compels you!!" over and over, and splashing sulphuric acid on them. When they start screaming, say "oh, no...this means my car battery must be full of Holy Water!"
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 04:11 AM
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2. ROFLMAO!
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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 04:11 AM
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3. I like
"If I'd known you were Jesus, I would have asked you to wash my feet."
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 04:33 AM
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4. i rather like that one too
:)
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Atlas Mugged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 08:03 AM
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6. Good one.
Very dry and pithy.
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DebJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 07:20 AM
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5. Judge not, that ye be not judged. As thou judge, so shall thee
be judged
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zanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:06 AM
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7. "I don't believe in hell"
This works pretty well.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:21 AM
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8. witchcraft
Tell them foreseeing the future is witchcraft.
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