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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:10 AM
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Okay... I'm Ready To Cook The Turkey. Step One: Take Out Of Freezer...
and remove plastic netting and plastic shrink-wrap bag.

Wow... he's hard as a rock! I wonder how long this will take?
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rolltide2005 Donating Member (40 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:11 AM
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1. .
if its still frozen, i reccommend the flavor wave or something... cause i have no clue what to do for frozen birds at this point. they usually take a day or two to defrost
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Minimus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:11 AM
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2. it will be done in time for Christmas dinner.
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NashVegas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:12 AM
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3. How Large is Your Microwave?
:D
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shesemsmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:14 AM
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4. Put it in a sink of tepid water then......
order Chinese.... you'll have turkey on Saturday
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:14 AM
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5. cook for 20 minutes in a 300 degree oven
dig in. it will be PERFECT! :D
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Danmel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:15 AM
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6. You are kidding, right?
If not,leave it in the freezer and go buy a fresh bird NOW!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:53 AM
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14. Of Course I'm Kidding... Everyone Knows To Leave The Plastic Wrap ON!!!!
:-)
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:55 AM
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15. Be sure you don't take out that bag of special spices...
...out of the cavity that every turkey seems to come with before you cook it.

That's the biggest mistake most people make!

:D
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:05 PM
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18. Yes... I See It... That's The Stuffing, Right?
Edited on Thu Nov-25-04 12:06 PM by arwalden
it expands when you cook it?
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:22 AM
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7. Make reservations at the nicest place in town and enjoy!
Use the turkeyas a doorstop.
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:22 AM
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8. I've been soaking mine in cold water since yesterday. Frigging things
still half frozen. Good luck.
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:45 AM
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11. been changing the water?
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Winamericaback Donating Member (398 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 10:03 AM
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17. Not going to help now
but next year buy a butterball. They come thawed. I bought mine on Monday and stuck it in the fridge. It is cooking nicely in the oven as I type.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:26 AM
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9. I walk over ...
by the time I get there from Boston, I'll be defrosted.

You're in SoCal. Isn't there a trendy sushi/turkey jazz bistro you can go to?
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:26 AM
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10. Ha, Ha, very good. Do turn on the stove.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:47 AM
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12. Time to pop some fish sticks in the microwave, my friend
its whats for breakfast
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CornField Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 09:48 AM
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13. That's native drumming coming from the basement not the bird in the dryer.
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 10:00 AM
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16. Hey
Push it back into the freezer and go to Bob's Big Boy for turkey dinner. Unless you prefer Coco's or Denny's. ;)
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