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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 11:27 AM
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The Poultry Gods are ANGRY this morning!
There is a fowl wind blowing here in central NC. It bodes no good, I tell ya, by the thumbing of my prick!

I believe that a sacrifice to the man-eating vagina flowers that grow just beyond the edge of the woods is in order, to restore harmony, and ensure a healthy, bateriostatic holiday.

Where the hell is Rabrrrrrr? Audrey's hungry, dude.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 11:29 AM
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1. wow
I was not ready for that when i clicked on this thread. :D
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 11:33 AM
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2. i will gladly sacrafice my neighbor
he's rapture ready.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 11:49 AM
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3. "bateriostatic "-now there's a word you don't use daily!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 11:49 AM
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4. I don't think we have those kind of flowers in our
temperate rain forest - maybe I didn't venture deep enough.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:03 PM
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7. Heh. You said "deep enough."
;-)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:09 PM
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9. But the forest is scary
I hear bad things happen in the forest...I'm just saying, a girl could get in trouble in the forest.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:19 PM
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12. 'tis true.
There are wild turkeys roaming the forest here. A girl could go out of her head. And THEN where would ya be? Drunk in the woods with some angry live poultry, that's where. But on the plus side... drunk! :shrug:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:27 PM
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15. But I'm already drunk, so what would be the point...besides
I make it a policy to avoid angry birds - they're unpredictable and spiteful.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:31 PM
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18. Don't I know it!
If yer lucky, and you behave, someday I'll tell you the story of how I was bled by a rambunctious peacock, and got my subsequent revenge.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:47 PM
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25. Behave...that's no fun
I say we break out a bottle of something in the liquor family...you can tell me about your peacock and I'll tell you about this vicious swan I met one day by the pond.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 11:58 AM
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5. Good morning to you too, dear!
Are you just in a pissy mood or are the wild turkeys in your yard again?

Either way, Happy Thanksgiving. Kiss Althea and Stangle for me, m'kay

:loveya:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:02 PM
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6. Oh, there's been PLENTY of bulldog love here this AM, luv.
Skinner would be SOOOOOOOO JEALOUS!

;-)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:04 PM
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8. Why? You think he likes bulldogs or you?
I mean, I think you have a little thing for him and all, but do you think it's reciprocal? And if so, where does that leave me? :P
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:17 PM
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10. I'm going to pretend I didn't just hear you say
"I think you have a little thing."

:P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:18 PM
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11. that's not what I meant and you know it!
Jeez - I just think you like-like Skinner is all :P
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:20 PM
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13. Seymour is a sweet, sweet man.
But his mother keeps coming between us. And she's really old, so EWWWWWWW!

:P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:31 PM
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17. That's pretty sick, babe



Seymour------------> mom <-----------short bus?

Yeah, that's really sick.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:32 PM
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19. HEY!!!
Why'd you make MINE shorter than HIS?!?

<pout>
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:35 PM
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20. It wasn't intentional - you sure are touchy about
your size today! Or are you just touchy in general?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:38 PM
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22. I'm not usually touchy.
Frottage-y, yes, but not touchy.

And yes, there is SOMETHING about thanksgiving, with the making of stuffing-love to that huge birdhole, that renders many a guy rather inadequate-feeling. ;-)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:44 PM
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23. You know I don't stuff my turkey - I have issues with the bird!
I did brine the thing though!

Lol - frottage-y - that's quite the vocabulary you have darling! Do you mean in public as in the true meaning of the word (that would qualify you as a pervert) or just when you are alone with someone?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:47 PM
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24. Technically, in private,
it's called "dry-humpy."

And in public? Ewww! No way, man! At least not without the gentle rhythmic sway of the subway train as an excuse. ;-)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:49 PM
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26. Technically, the word means you like to rub against
people in public places for personal/sexual gratification - I take that to mean against strangers. But, I don't think that's how you meant to use the word!
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:56 PM
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27. Are you telling me that my word usage has been dyscromulent?
I've always had a strong drive - a burning stangle if you will - for proper phraseology.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:21 PM
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14. I am the goddess of turkey.
(Seriously, I'm one mean Thanksgiving cook.)

Bow down to me and my man-eating vagina flowers. :7

And yeah, I'm feeling better. Had a bad case of the "needy divorcing person blues" last night.

Happy Thanksgiving, Short Bus! :7
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:30 PM
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16. Happy T-Day, Miss Sarah!
No worries on last night - I meant it when I told ya things would be looking up for ya, and to keep your chin up. And speaking of keeping your chin up, and looking up... oh, nevermind. I can't bust out the kneepad-related lounge-stalking jokes on a poulty-related holiday. ;-)
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:36 PM
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21. It's alright.
Part of what cheered me up was someone else with similar thoughts along those lines and much more. Things are looking up in many ways. I can hardly believe it. Wow!

Besides, dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste I always say. :D
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