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Blue in a Red State Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 03:18 PM
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Thanksgiving Haikus!
Another helping
Gravy and mashed potatoes
Please pass the stuffing

Join in!
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 03:24 PM
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1. Heh...
I've had too much wine
Turkey, stuffing come back up
Ohh, ah...the colors!

(Not really. Not yet, I should say. :D)
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Blue in a Red State Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 03:30 PM
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2. Just desserts
I will have some pie
Just an itty, bitty slice
Oh, no! Not Cool Whip!
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meti57b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 03:32 PM
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3. Hi!
Your cat avatar
What a cute pic of kitty
Looks a lot like mine
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Blue in a Red State Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 03:38 PM
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4. Cats
I agree with you
They are very similar
They could be siblings
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 03:41 PM
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5. There was a man from Nantucket...
:wow: :evilgrin:
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Blue in a Red State Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 03:41 PM
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6. Eat your vegetables
You crazy vegan
What the hell is wrong with meat?
What is this, tofu?
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Blue in a Red State Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 04:09 PM
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7. Atkins Diet
Turkey, no dressing
And some more turkey to boot
Trying to cut carbs
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Blue in a Red State Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 04:19 PM
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8. Relatives
Where is Uncle Joe?
On Thanksgiving? As always
Passed out in the den
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Emily Jane Donating Member (45 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 04:23 PM
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9. ooohhhh
Turkeys are thankful
for just one kind of person.
Vegetarian!
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Blue in a Red State Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 04:53 PM
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10. Good One!
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TexasLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 05:06 PM
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11. Ill take a shot
Drank me some Turkey
Wild Turkey on Thanksgiving
Oh man that tastes Good.
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Blue in a Red State Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 05:29 PM
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12. That's the "spirit"!
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 05:42 PM
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13. Haiku
More mashed potatoes!
I can't stop at one serving
Pass the gravy, please
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charlyvi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 05:51 PM
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14. Poor Turkey
Edited on Thu Nov-25-04 05:52 PM by charlyvi
Oh God I'm so stuffed
Just like the doomed turkey was
But I get dessert
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Blue in a Red State Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 08:37 PM
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15. Resurrection
Turkey departed
Turkey reincarnated
Back as leftovers
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Minimus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 08:43 PM
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16. Here is one from Redneck Haikus
Turkey fryer bought
from cable shopping channel
burns down trailer park
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