This joke was told 'round the table tonight. (Possibly offensive)

crispini

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Thu Nov-25-04 09:14 PM
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This joke was told 'round the table tonight. (Possibly offensive)

So this kid is off to school and the teacher says, "OK, for your homework you all need to make sure to remember my name. It's Miss Prussy, OK? Don't forget it, there'll be a quiz tomorrow."

So the kid goes home and is all worried, repeating the name over and over, and his dad says, "What's the problem?" and the kid tells him, and the dad's like, "Oh that's easy. It's just 'pussy' with an R.'

So the next day the kid gets to school and the teacher asks her, "What's my name?" and the kid goes, "Miss Crunt!"

yes, we're all hopeless degenerates in my family. thankyewverrymucch. :D

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St. Jarvitude

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Thu Nov-25-04 09:17 PM
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1. I wish my family were as cool as yours.

As lame as that joke is, it's still better than the boring old stories my family has told eighty-five times already.

"Did I ever tell you the story of Uncle Bob driving me in his Corvette?"

"Yes, he was going 80 mph on 90/94 and the top was down."

"Oh, I've never told you the story of our license plates numbe-"

"Yes, you have."

"Did I ev-"

"Yes, yes you did."

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foreigncorrespondent

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Thu Nov-25-04 09:50 PM
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2. ROFLMAO!!!!

I would love to be sitting ar your family table. LOL

That just totally slayed me!!!

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