So, I saw the Virgin Mary in my turkey on marble rye sammich...

dolo amber

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Fri Nov-26-04 02:49 PM
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So, I saw the Virgin Mary in my turkey on marble rye sammich...

But I ate it. :(

You think I could try and sell my poo on ebay? :freak:

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Dying Eagle

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Fri Nov-26-04 02:51 PM
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1. lol

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illflem

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Fri Nov-26-04 03:15 PM
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16. Ebay: GW Bush appears on a baloney sandwich

I fell to my knees and thanked God for this miracle. I then quickly grabbed my digital camera and took a picture. Lucky for me I did because, unlike the eternal "Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese", the slice of baloney immediately began to rot. In fact, within minutes it was covered with mold and the smell became so putrid and foul that I had to take it out back and bury it.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536456858&rd=1

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Fridays Child

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Fri Nov-26-04 02:52 PM
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2. Only if it looks like Our Lady of the Butt Nugget.

:bounce:

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SOteric

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Fri Nov-26-04 02:52 PM
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3. I think....

You wouldn't know a virgin if you saw one. ;-)

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dolo amber

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Fri Nov-26-04 02:59 PM
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9. Maybe not...

But I know one when I taste her. :7

Er... :o

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SOteric

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Fri Nov-26-04 03:04 PM
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14. There's that rye sense of humour again.

:crazy:

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matcom

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Fri Nov-26-04 02:53 PM
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4. i'll bet you could sell YOUR poo ANYWHERE!

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Cooley Hurd

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Fri Nov-26-04 02:53 PM
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5. Mary, the Virgin Poo...

Edited on Fri Nov-26-04 02:57 PM by Cooley Hurd

...she loves me, I love you
so, vicariously, she loves you
even if you're a Jew...

:D

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Nov-26-04 03:19 PM
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17. ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!OMG tears!! I have tears!

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Tempest

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Fri Nov-26-04 02:54 PM
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6. Flying in from Lubbock I saw Jesus on the plane

Or maybe it was Elvis
You know they kinda look the same.

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signmike

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Fri Nov-26-04 04:19 PM
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21. I once thought I had a Jesus tortilla

or it might have been Charley Manson.

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Susang

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Fri Nov-26-04 02:56 PM
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7. You should get an ultrasound

Sell the pictures on Ebay. You'll make much more that way. But you'll have to hurry.....

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Whoa_Nelly

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Fri Nov-26-04 02:59 PM
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8. Sure you Can! If this person can, so can you!!

Just be sure to turn it into jewelry...perhaps reshape it into the form of a cross...or claim it came out that way! ROFL

http://cgi.aol.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5536789830&rd=1

Real MOOSE POOP doo doo nugget earrings jewelry - WEIRD
Item number: 5536789830

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dolo amber

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Fri Nov-26-04 03:01 PM
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11. Oh. My. God.

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Susang

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Fri Nov-26-04 03:02 PM
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13. My eyes!

I will never be the same after clicking on that link. x(

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Bat Boy

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Fri Nov-26-04 03:54 PM
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20. You don't like?

Oh, well. There goes Christmas...

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Magrittes Pipe

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Fri Nov-26-04 03:00 PM
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10. You stole my marble rye!

You old bag! x(

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dolo amber

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Fri Nov-26-04 03:01 PM
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12. Mmmm...virginy

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Magrittes Pipe

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Fri Nov-26-04 03:04 PM
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15. Unfortunately, I only know the taste of tuna salad sammiches.

:cry:

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asthmaticeog

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Fri Nov-26-04 03:25 PM
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18. Take a picture of it

And then you could publish it, and rival the best coffee-table book ever:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/3822858773/qid=1101500695/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-5449096-4081439?v=glance&s=books

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Magrittes Pipe

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Fri Nov-26-04 03:28 PM
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19. And if anybody is seeking an Xmas present for Hedges....

:bounce:

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