Here's A Thread That's Just Begging To Be Locked...

"Please lock me! I want to be locked! I'm offensive and rude and inflammatory! I deserve to be locked! Lock me now! Please! Pretty please! I'm a sex thread! I don't contribute anything to this forum! I'm a toilet-habits thread, please lock me!"

just trying to help things along

kerry is not a naked alien sent to destroy us!!

I find you personally offensive. You are now on ignore, but I have asked other DUers to watch you on my behalf. :P

;-)

now only locked but you were enlisted :evilgrin:

oh my.....

Under no circumstances should this thread be locked, this is a political forum after all and offensive rude and inflammatory is merely business as usual.

:grr:

Laura Branigan is dead--she died about six months ago. :(

It was, to say the very least, bizarre.

it's some crazy shit, uh, oh.... dangerous stuff..... terrorrism, them, us, CIA, evil, GOD, the twins, Iraq, draft, uh, Oh....... CIA..... Porter Goss.....

:crazy:
<sarcastic>

May you rot in hell, you Freeper scum!

fabric of our once great nation.
I'm mortified, and...just a little...tittilated.

This thread is inflammatory.

:think: :wtf: :silly: :argh: :wtf: :argh: :freak: :dunce: :hangover: :nopity: :nopity: :hurts: :hurts: :boring: :spank: :wow: :beer: :grr: :nuke: :scared: :dem: :kick: :shrug: :donut: :tinfoilhat: :grouphug: :cry: :yourock: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :party: :party: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:think: :wtf: :silly: :argh: :wtf: :argh: :freak: :dunce: :hangover: :nopity: :nopity: :hurts: :hurts: :boring: :spank: :wow: :beer: :grr: :nuke: :scared: :dem: :kick: :shrug: :donut: :tinfoilhat: :grouphug: :cry: :yourock: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :party: :party: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:think: :wtf: :silly: :argh: :wtf: :argh: :freak: :dunce: :hangover: :nopity: :nopity: :hurts: :hurts: :boring: :spank: :wow: :beer: :grr: :nuke: :scared: :dem: :kick: :shrug: :donut: :tinfoilhat: :grouphug: :cry: :yourock: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :party: :party: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:think: :wtf: :silly: :argh: :wtf: :argh: :freak: :dunce: :hangover: :nopity: :nopity: :hurts: :hurts: :boring: :spank: :wow: :beer: :grr: :nuke: :scared: :dem: :kick: :shrug: :donut: :tinfoilhat: :grouphug: :cry: :yourock: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :party: :party: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Think of the children!

Woody Allen is a genius.

Should be locked in no time.

You must be an ignorant teen young enough to be my great great grandson.

I miss that DUer who got himself banned! Do you?

Penis penis penis! What do you name yours? Or, if you prefer another body part, which is it and what do you name it?

Which sexual position is your favorite?

How can anybody not like the Dirty Sanchez?

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

:evilgrin:

Yet I see a lot of threads about sex. And yes,I know I should put it in the ADA.

this thread should be locked!

I attack you personally!

:P

...climate. Somebody lock this thread! Now!!

We're having a couple of friends for the weekend. I absent-mindedly open the door of the kids' room (kids are at granma for the weekend) and... yep, you guessed it. :evilgrin:

and you just HAVE to have hardwood floors, don't you?

how was i to know that when you drop a vibrating dildo on a hardwood floor it sounds like an effing CHAINSAW????

geez.

one accidental semi-public doggy style sex session and we're in the doghouse.

:evilgrin:

Please consult someone.

:toast: