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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:31 PM
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Poll question: When my forces invade and conquer Scorpio's island...
What kinda strategery should we use?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:34 PM
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1. French, Greek, and Brannigan rolled into one!
Tasty! :D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:35 PM
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2. James Bond Style
Get him to capture you and reveal all the secrets to the island and his plans for world domination. Then have your sexy, female sidekick lead the forces of good into a full-on assault of his numerous, but bumbling minions.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:51 PM
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10. have you seen Miss Kitty
in her Emma Peel leather getup? Giggity!

But we all know that in the end, it's the Mexican donkey who saves the world.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:52 PM
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Either the donkey
or the Greek "young male companion" or both.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:55 PM
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13. hey now.
Nobody EVER said anything about ANCIENT greek style. I draw the line at livestock. NAMBLA creeps me out, dude. :P
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:57 PM
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16. The North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes?
Yeah, those dudes are freaks. :scared:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:16 PM
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31. CLOSE
but no marion berry.

;-)
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:36 PM
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3. Austin Powers Doctrine.
Fabulous birds in armored bikinis with machine guns. Oh yah baaaabeeeee, Yah!

(No, I've no idea why I posted this.)
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:37 PM
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4. "roll up in a trojan and come in through the back door"
Could you put any more innuendo into that?
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:39 PM
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5. no - he couldn't!
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:45 PM
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7. wanna place a wager on that?
I like to gamble. You like to gamble? Poker? 21? Anything but craps for me. ;-)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:49 PM
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9. I'm sort of a fan of blackjack these days!
:hi:
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:59 PM
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19. 21 is too hard
all that adding and shit
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:45 PM
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6. as a matter of fact is that not a pack of screaming Greek attorneys
Edited on Sat Nov-27-04 07:46 PM by miss_kitty
I see in the distance, coming ever closer, waiving writs and screaming "We're suing you SBP, for choices 2 AND 3!"
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:48 PM
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8. No! The Greeks LOVE me!
I studied their dead people in school, and I'm more than proficient in certain of their customs. Plus I like olives.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:52 PM
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11. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
That's your story NOW!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:53 PM
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12. Hey Miss Hottie! How are you?
:hi:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:56 PM
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15. hey!
I'M Lounge-stalking this one! Or is this gonna be one of those Pet Supercenter-type adventures with the gang of four?

;-)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:05 PM
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21. You'll have to fight me for her. I've seen Ms. Hottie's picture and
believe me, it's enough to make me change teams! :P
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:08 PM
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23. Hey, I'm just the third base umpire, darlin'.
I don't care who yer playin' for as long as you grip the bat firmly and don't spit on home plate.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:58 PM
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17. I am FINE!
and doin' ok too!

¿y tú?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:06 PM
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22. Ahh...
la senorita no habla espanyanglish. Puedo hablar para ella, porque tengo el poder del attornedad.

Ella esta muy muy en fuego en las pantalones. Yo le digo en que take-o off-o las pantalones, pero no el lucko.

Trabaja usted conmigo?
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:10 PM
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25. Should I get a
fire extinguisher para usted pantelones?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:15 PM
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29. Claro que no!
El fuego esta solamente fuego metaforico. La chica esta muy, muy caliente en las pantalones. Tu conoces en que hablo? Ay chihuahua! La chica con las pantolones en fuego!
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:40 PM
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37. It might be too crowded for your friends to get in too.
.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:56 PM
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14. Can't we all just get along?
All I want is a steady supply of pudding pops and some deep tissue massages administered by a staff of beautiful Czech models on my own private island.

Is that so wrong?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 07:58 PM
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18. You mean you're not building the doomsday device?
You're... you're not HANK Scorpio at all, are you?

Shit.

Um... can we still come play on your island? We'll drop the syphilis thing.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:01 PM
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20. People keep mixing me up with my evil brother
No doomday weapons on my island.

Just babes, desserts and sunshine

My own little paradise
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:09 PM
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24. pair a dice?
Gambling?

Hear that, Ms. Jimmy? I think I found our honeymoon spot!

:P
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:12 PM
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26. Make sure to bring a tux for my casino
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:12 PM
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27. But, will there be black jack?
:P
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:32 PM
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32. And Carribean Stud Poker, too!
Edited on Sat Nov-27-04 08:33 PM by short bus president
BTW - free oysters for whoever can work "pai gao" into a cromulent innuendo.

;-)

on edit: D'OH! Forgot the honeymoon smilie: :loveya::P

Once again I am licking yer floaty hearts!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:36 PM
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33. I dunno about licking my floaty hearts -
apparently someone's pants are on fire right above us! I dunno if their your pants or her pants (my spanglish isn't that great), but I think we ought to leave you two alone either way!
Oh and:

:loveya: too
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:41 PM
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39. Caramba!
la chica esta usando las pantalones en fuego, y no lo sabe. Que cosa!

:loveya:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:39 PM
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36. Uhh, yeah sure
Whatever you said
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:38 PM
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35. Black Jack and Baccarat
You name it, we got it
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:54 PM
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40. I dunno how to play baccarat, but SBP told me he would
teach me how to play "21" - that's all I know, love. I can't wait to visit your island!
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:14 PM
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28. It's STRAGETY. Okay?
Edited on Sat Nov-27-04 08:14 PM by BullGooseLoony
Geez. Some people need to read more.

:P
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:16 PM
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30. Nah, man.
This one's entirely comedy.

:P
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:37 PM
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34. First you start out with some "shock and awe"
then you "decapitate" their military leadership. Pretty soon, your conquerees will shower you with wine and roses and you can return to your family safely after your mission is accomplished. Simple isn't it?
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 08:40 PM
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38. Don't forget the goddammed Chocolates!
no Chocolates-deal's off!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 09:37 PM
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41. If this island is tropical, I will fight any way you want me to.
I am yours to command. Anything to get out of my near artic apartment.
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