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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:37 AM Original message |
Joke Thread!!! Why did the mushroom get invited to every party?? |
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whodiedandmadeUSgod (503 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:40 AM Response to Original message |
1. What did the toilet say to the other toilet? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:42 AM Response to Original message |
2. What's Yellow and Goes "Click-Click"??? |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:44 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. HA HA |
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Spiffarino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:44 AM Response to Original message |
4. What do you call Raggedy Ann in the mud with a rock in her mouth? |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:38 AM Response to Reply #4 |
50. She liked that one !!!! |
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Lancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:45 AM Response to Original message |
5. Why is 6 afraid of 7? |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:46 AM Response to Reply #5 |
8. One of my daughter's favorite jokes!!! |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:58 PM Response to Reply #5 |
59. What did the zero say to the eight? |
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intheflow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:46 AM Response to Original message |
6. What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with the KKK? |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:14 AM Response to Reply #6 |
28. No one here got it but me... |
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wtmusic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:46 AM Response to Original message |
7. Why did the chicken cross the playground? |
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Spiffarino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:47 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Why did the possum cross the |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:50 AM Response to Reply #9 |
13. children are horrified, yet laughing... |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:49 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. My kids are ROTFLTAO. |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:54 AM Response to Reply #7 |
17. Kids are howling!!! |
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Lancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:49 AM Response to Original message |
11. What do you get when you mix Milk of Magnesia with orange juice? |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:52 AM Response to Reply #11 |
16. Son gave daddy the punch line.... |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:55 AM Response to Reply #11 |
18. Kids didn't get it, but hubby is quite amused! |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:49 AM Response to Original message |
12. Who was Super-Chicken's alter Ego? |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:50 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. What do you call Cows with no legs? |
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On the Road (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:03 AM Response to Reply #14 |
23. What Do You Call a Deer with No Eyes? |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:17 AM Response to Reply #23 |
29. Told that to daughter as she was going to bed... |
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On the Road (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:11 AM Response to Reply #29 |
42. How About This? What Do You Get When You Cross An Elephant and a Rhino? |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:42 AM Response to Reply #42 |
52. I had to repeat it twice, but then she |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:56 AM Response to Reply #12 |
20. Kid's didn't get it again (they are sheltered) |
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Dogmudgeon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:51 AM Response to Original message |
15. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:57 AM Response to Reply #15 |
21. This is a FAMILY Thread.... |
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Cloud (380 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:56 AM Response to Original message |
19. How many dirty, stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:58 AM Response to Reply #19 |
22. Daughter thinks WE are the ones screwing in the bulb!!!! |
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DrGonzoLives (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:04 AM Response to Original message |
24. What is George Bush? |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:11 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:04 AM Response to Original message |
25. Here are Two More |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:13 AM Response to Reply #25 |
27. I am sensing a deep analogy |
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bloodyjack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:23 AM Response to Original message |
30. So a priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar. |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:31 AM Response to Reply #30 |
32. kids confused. hubbie and I Lovin It!! |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:24 AM Response to Original message |
31. What's Irish and stays out all night? |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:32 AM Response to Reply #31 |
33. OK - I'm missin it, will ask hubby |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:34 AM Response to Reply #31 |
34. OOOOKAY, hubby got it in seconds.... hate that!! |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:43 AM Response to Reply #34 |
38. It's my favorite "ethnic joke". |
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AVID (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:35 AM Response to Original message |
35. What did the Budda say to the hotdog vendor? |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:36 AM Response to Reply #35 |
36. What did the hot dog vendor say... |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:22 AM Response to Reply #36 |
43. Likin' it! |
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charlie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:43 AM Response to Original message |
37. What do you hear |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:25 AM Response to Reply #37 |
44. Oooohhhhhh, aaack |
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charlie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:38 AM Response to Reply #44 |
49. Hee |
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charlie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:48 AM Response to Reply #44 |
54. Okay, wait, I'll try again |
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progressoid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:58 AM Response to Original message |
39. What did Bush get on his SAT? |
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Rumba (277 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:07 AM Response to Reply #39 |
40. LOL, good one |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:26 AM Response to Reply #39 |
45. LOL!!! |
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Rumba (277 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:08 AM Response to Original message |
41. Why did the baby cross the road? |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:27 AM Response to Reply #41 |
46. EEEWWWW Go Away!!! |
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Rumba (277 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:32 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. It's an old one. |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:36 AM Response to Reply #47 |
48. I had not noticed it was you.... |
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progressoid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:40 AM Response to Original message |
51. One more before sleepy time |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:45 AM Response to Reply #51 |
53. OK, that one works for me! |
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Baja Margie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 03:00 AM Response to Original message |
55. What did one casket say to the other casket? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
56. What's The Difference Between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
57. A man walks into a doctors office with a frog growing out of his forehead. |
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TheCentepedeShoes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
58. A man who lives alone |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
60. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? |
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barackmyworld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
61. SO there's these two muffins in an oven |
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Minimus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-28-04 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
62. did you hear the one about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? |
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Merrick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-29-04 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
63. A businessman named Joe sees George Bush in a hotel lobby... |
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