BREAKING NEWS: East and West Coast Bigfoot Communities split!

Goathead

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Sun Nov-28-04 02:46 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: East and West Coast Bigfoot Communities split!

According to a September Washington Post dispatch from a Culpeper, Va., conference of people obsessed with spotting the alleged, 7-foot-tall Sasquatch, which is said to be roaming the woods of America, many attendees ("East Coast Bigfoot community") seem consumed by the West Coast Bigfoot community's supposed arrogance. That is, Western witnesses seem to regard Eastern witnesses as delusional, in that Sasquatch obviously lives west of the Rockies.

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Khephra

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Sun Nov-28-04 02:52 PM
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1. Aw man, we don't need any haters involved!

Can't we all learn to live with each other?

:evilgrin:

(This reminds me of the split between East coast and West coast ventriloquists that was in a sketch on Mr.Show.)

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madrchsod

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Sun Nov-28-04 02:59 PM
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2. dumb asses

mr and mrs sasquatch and family live here in the midwest! they travel around in a rv during the summer and get all the rubes on the coasts all crazy about finding the "sasquatch". hell i`ve talked to them several times here in northern il. they told me they like northern wisconsin better-something about the green bay packers.

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MatrixEscape

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Sun Nov-28-04 03:00 PM
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3. It is possible that

some Sasquatch sititngs are being confused with Cheney sightings.

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lenidog

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Sun Nov-28-04 03:11 PM
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4. Well of course they split

I mean the Western Bigfoot is superior he has five toes on his foot and is less volatile. While the Eastern Bigfoot only has three toes and is pretty nasty.

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Inland

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Sun Nov-28-04 03:39 PM
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5. No more nasty stereotypes, please!

I thought we had gone beyond these sort of facile labels for hominids.

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lenidog

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Sun Nov-28-04 08:26 PM
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6. Hey now

I was nice. I didn't mention the fact that Eastern Bigfoots also are supposed to really stink unlike their western cousins. ;-)

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