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Politicub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 07:44 PM
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When your vacuum cleaner loses suction, is your first instict to kick it?
I'm so f'ing sick of the Dyson vac commercials. STFU!

I never want one of those ugly, heavy, over exposed and overpriced things!!

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evil genius Donating Member (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 07:47 PM
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1. no no
You have to buy it candy and flowers and tell it you're sorry. Very sorry. So damn sorry, you'll do anything to make it up to it.
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Politicub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 07:54 PM
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3. Sometimes you even have to give it a kiss
while being sure to steer clear of the hose.
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 07:48 PM
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2. Those ads really suck.
I wonder if the vac does...:evilgrin:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 07:55 PM
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4. it's the one thing that pisses you off
when it DOESN'T suck!
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illflem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 07:59 PM
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5. when it doesn't suck I piss on it
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Politicub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 08:00 PM
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6. LMAO!
I hope you unplug it first!
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djeseru Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 08:00 PM
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7. NOT while it's still plugged in, right?
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Politicub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 08:34 PM
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8. Kick!
:kick:
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n2mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 09:04 PM
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9. Spent bucks for the Kirby
not worth the $$$'s. The Dirt Devil is my favorite--no bags!

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