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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:22 PM Original message

Black panther spots shaggy-lookin' mountain guy.

Sends friend Grizzly Bear on clandestine surveillance operation.

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name not needed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:24 PM Response to Original message

1. "Yeah, right and Grizzly Adams had a beard. "

"Grizzly Adams did have a beard."

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salin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:24 PM Response to Original message

2. who quickly gets confused/distracted

by all the picinic baskets...

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Kathy in Cambridge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:25 PM Response to Original message

3. Is that Demo-Tex?

:P

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DemoTex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:51 PM Response to Reply #3

10. It is indeed me. Grizzly DemoTex, mountain man.

Edited on Mon Nov-29-04 09:54 PM by DemoTex On edit: I write porn under the "Adams" name. Actually, Eve Adams.

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:40 PM Response to Original message

4. Hey, why'd you disappear from your procreation thread?

Your harem was waiting for you.

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:44 PM Response to Reply #4

5. I was kidnapped by the Russian mafia

and held for ransom, but they let me go on realizing I was worthless, and that I whine a lot. I have a harem? Sweet! Who's in charge of laundry? ;-)

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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:45 PM Response to Reply #5

6. Did they tie you up and stuff?

Or did they just pump you full of vodka?

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:46 PM Response to Reply #6

7. Yeah!

Um... vodka. That's it. :D

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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:49 PM Response to Reply #7

8. It sounds like there might be more to this story.

Let it out, you need to tell someone.

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:57 PM Response to Reply #8

12. I can't couch out for you

unless you charge me a shiny nickle. That's how it works in our for-profit health care system.

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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:59 PM Original message

I'm really good

I'll charge you a dime. Canadian funds ok.

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:06 PM Response to Original message

21. Canadian funds...

you mean :smoke: ? ;-)

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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:09 PM Response to Reply #21

23. I was thinking of something produced by the Canadian Mint

but, whatever works for you. Just dish, already.

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:49 PM Response to Reply #5

9. I'm thinking you really ran off with the Scotsman.

:P

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:56 PM Response to Reply #9

11. Ewe!

That's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! :P

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:59 PM Response to Reply #11

14. Oh OK.

You ran off with a ewe. You know interspecies procreation doesn't work. That kind of activity is purely recreational.

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miss_kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:00 PM Response to Reply #9

15. Me too

I think because the Scotsman had no trews. :)

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:03 PM Response to Reply #15

16. Um, what are trews?

Is that some dialect for trousers?

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miss_kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:05 PM Response to Reply #16

18. yes

If a Scotsman is so inclined trews are what he'd wear under the kilt.

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:06 PM Original message

Oh, you mean his knickers.

:-)

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miss_kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 09:59 PM Response to Original message

13. No fair to post an "Ask me anything thread and piss off like that

this dog, she's passing the gas. :(

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:05 PM Response to Reply #13

17. Well, he's MIA again.

What's up with that boy tonight?

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miss_kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:06 PM Response to Reply #17

19. I don't know.

Edited on Mon Nov-29-04 10:07 PM by miss_kitty Maybe I pissed him off. I know I pissed some people off earlier today.

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:07 PM Response to Reply #19

22. I can't imagine you pissing anyone off.

You're one of the nicest people here.:)

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miss_kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:14 PM Response to Reply #22

29. That's so nice of you to say

but it HAS been known to happen ;-)

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:09 PM Response to Reply #19

24. Hey!

You and I have had the discussion regarding watersports, and we agreed that's not our thing! And ya know, it's not MY fault I find your detailed knowledge of Scottish undergarments intimidating! :P

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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:19 PM Response to Reply #19

36. You haven't pissed him off - trust me.

;)

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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:06 PM Response to Reply #17

20. I think he needs to be punished

What shall we do?

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:10 PM Response to Reply #20

25. I don't know.

I'm not really good at that B&D stuff. You think of something.

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miss_kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:11 PM Response to Reply #20

26. Spankings, as in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me. All: And me. And me too. And me. Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking. Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.

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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:13 PM Response to Reply #26

27. lol - I love that scene - of course those women were virgins!

That leaves me out.

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miss_kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:16 PM Response to Reply #27

32. That's okay. We'll dress you in white

no one will know! I certainly won't tell! :-)

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:13 PM Response to Reply #26

28. Well, that's no punishment.

That's the fulfillment of his wildest fantasies.

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:19 PM Response to Reply #28

35. Please, Miz Fuzzy!

Please don't throw me in the briar patch! ;-)

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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:14 PM Response to Reply #26

30. I think spanking might be enjoyed too much

He may need a time out.

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:16 PM Response to Reply #30

31. He's obviously HAVING a time out.

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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:17 PM Response to Reply #31

33. Not one where he ignores us

One where we ignore him.

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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:23 PM Response to Reply #33

40. Oh, you may WANT to ignore me,

and it may be WISE to ignore me, and Skinner makes it real easy with the little snoozy guy icon, but you can't ignore me. I'm like the sand flea at the beach that finds that one spot just above the small of your back that you can't get to with the bugspray and latches on there and irritates for all I'm worth. I'm not sure why that means you can't ignore me, but you can't ignore me. :D

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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:25 PM Response to Reply #40

41. Did somebody say something?

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miss_kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:17 PM Response to Reply #31

34. Maybe he procreating

Edited on Mon Nov-29-04 10:17 PM by miss_kitty or thinking of procreating, and has a difficult time typing one handed! :7

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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:20 PM Response to Reply #34

37. You may have hit the nail on the head there

I started a punishment thread for him.

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miss_kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:22 PM Response to Reply #37

39. I suggested he spank us all as his punishment

just like the movie!

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Nov-29-04 10:21 PM Response to Reply #34

38. I think he's sworn off the second activity.

Remember today he said he found out each of his sperm were sacred.

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