Anyone interested in an asexuals' group?

bloodyjack

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Tue Nov-30-04 03:35 AM
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Anyone interested in an asexuals' group?

We could discuss asexuality and why sex should be avoided at all costs and attempt to define what makes us generally BETTER and NEAT and seXXXciting than the rest of this bloody planet

who's in?*

*horny involuntary celibates need not apply :D

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JohnKleeb

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Tue Nov-30-04 03:35 AM
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1. I pity you

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bloodyjack

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Tue Nov-30-04 03:38 AM
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2. Whatever you say, Mr HOT-GIRL-ON-GIRL-ACTION

:P

Asexuals are the last hope for the human race

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JohnKleeb

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Tue Nov-30-04 03:39 AM
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3. I am actually trying to get an actual girl now

Edited on Tue Nov-30-04 03:39 AM by JohnKleeb

and so far, so good, so bite me mr. asexual hotsex :D.

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bloodyjack

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Tue Nov-30-04 03:46 AM
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4. Somehow I don't think this is going to be such a popular idea

since most people who aren't having sex want to have sex

and most people who ARE having sex want MORE

Anyhow, good for you. Egg her house. Shine her shoes. Buy her candy. Swindle her parents. GIVE HER THE WORLD

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Lucky Luciano

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Tue Nov-30-04 03:57 AM
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5. you miss the point....

You don't have to do any of that to get them in your sack....

A couple of drinks helps, but not too much or else they get too stupid....then bring them to your bed and do your job correctly....then they will be calling/stalking you for more. Now get out there and get some before the whole Darwin thing naturally selects your genes out!

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bloodyjack

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Tue Nov-30-04 04:11 AM
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8. The point of what? Romantic pursuits?

Edited on Tue Nov-30-04 04:12 AM by bloodyjack

Okay

See, some people choose to withdraw from the mating game not because they can't GET ANY nor because they are wacko religious nutcases who equate lust with sin, but because they understand that the first and last step towards an end to human suffering and death is extinguishing the lapping flames of desire which engulf our hearts

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Lucky Luciano

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Tue Nov-30-04 04:47 AM
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12. uh-oh...

a quasi-spiritual rant.

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JohnKleeb

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Tue Nov-30-04 03:58 AM
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6. I am already planning what to do

Oh and thanks.

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BlondieK143

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Tue Nov-30-04 04:00 AM
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7. Are you kidding??

How about an I-can't-get-no-satisfaction group? :D

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bloodyjack

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Tue Nov-30-04 04:13 AM
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9. you can try, you can try, you can try, you can try

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BlondieK143

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Tue Nov-30-04 04:18 AM
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11. LOL!!

I'm all tried out!

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alittlelark

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Tue Nov-30-04 04:14 AM
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10. I'll get back to you - hubby is calling me to bed

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Eyeball Kid

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Tue Nov-30-04 06:07 AM
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13. You know,

for some reason I just don't feel like it.

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bloodyjack

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Tue Nov-30-04 06:35 AM
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18. Thanks for posting!

That was a great post! :thumbsup:

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joshcryer

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Tue Nov-30-04 06:21 AM
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14. All this sex talk is depressing me. :(

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BlondieK143

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Tue Nov-30-04 06:27 AM
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15. Join the club!

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joshcryer

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Tue Nov-30-04 06:32 AM
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16. It's been 5 years!

Damn... has it really been that long? Damn...

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BlondieK143

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Tue Nov-30-04 06:34 AM
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17. Okay, you've got me beat.

:) sorry!

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joshcryer

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Tue Nov-30-04 06:50 AM
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19. I beat it alright...

...what? Oh man, I bet I'm going to get in deep trouble for that one. ::sigh:: Oh well. }(

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