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Moloch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 07:58 AM
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Law Prohibits Dog and Cat in Same House
PROVO, Utah - The truth about cats and dogs in this city is that they aren't allowed to live in the same house. But that's about to change.

Current city law allows residents to own up to two dogs or two cats at the same time — but not a dog and a cat together. After getting complaints, the City Council is expected to change the law next month.

The problem was discovered when Susan Sewell and her family went to the Utah County Animal Shelter in Spanish Fork to adopt a kitten in August. The family already has a cat and a dog.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=8&u=/ap/20041130/ap_on_fe_st/weird_pet_law
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 08:12 AM
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1. I predict that

the cats will raise objections to this change
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mark11727 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 08:24 AM
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2. Ghostbusters had it right, I guess...
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?

Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 08:25 AM
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3. But polygamy of quite alright
Fucking nutjobs
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 08:28 AM
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4. We Must Protect The SANCTITY OF DOGS!!!! No Mixed Households!!! Ever!!!
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 08:45 AM
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5. Hey guys look at this

^^^^HAWT
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g9udit Donating Member (24 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 08:47 AM
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6. Stop interspecies marriage!
Edited on Tue Nov-30-04 08:48 AM by g9udit
Next thing you know, dogs will want to marry cats, and vice versa. This is against God's law!

We must get Congress to pass a new Constitutional amendment banning interspecies marriage. This is all the fault of those Godless liberals.

Who knows, your dog Spot and your cat Fluff could be planning to marry and commit sexual perversions right in your own home!

:evilgrin:


On edit: Woops, I'm sorry, this is LiberalEsto and I accidentally posted on my husband's login.
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 09:30 AM
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7. Anyone get Orvis catalogs? They show a golden retriever (among others)
in their pet related section that routinely adopts kittens and has even nursed several orphans herself.

Heavens! What will the children think!!!!!! :evilgrin:
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 09:51 AM
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9. Yes! We must get behind Senators Rick Santorum and John Cornyn
and stop this outbreak of lusty man-on-dog and man-on-box turtle sex!
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 09:37 AM
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8. Utah is the reddest of red states, so we can expect it to uphold moral
values like preventing dog-cat marriage/civil unions. The fact is that many amoral blue state democRAT voters are forcing dogs and cats top live together in their immoral, elitist ivory towers and activist judges are helping them get away with this atrocity
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