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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 11:59 AM
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Who the hell eats a candy bar on the crapper?
Someone just did here at work. Why not drag a bowl of soup in there while you're at it? Anyone else find this kinda gross?
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:00 PM
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1. I agree; candy bar must find it difficult to figure out whether it's
coming or going...
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:04 PM
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7. Talk about sending your olfactory system mixed messages!
Yeach!
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SaintAnne Donating Member (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:01 PM
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2. yes
ewwwwwwww
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:02 PM
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3. LMAO!
gross but funny :D
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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:02 PM
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4. I've heard someone talking on her cell phone in the stall next to mine
Eating while you are crapping is even more disgusting. YUCK :puke:
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:05 PM
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9. Her listener must be startled to hear the FLUSSSH
in the background.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:02 PM
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5. Nasty!
My husband does this though...He'll take a cigarette, ashtray, and snacks and a drink. Ick! Ick! Ick!
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:05 PM
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11. Wow...does he make a day trip of it?
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:07 PM
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12. LOL
hilarious
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 01:00 PM
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25. I often wonder
I'm sorry, but it doesn't take me that long to do what I need to do
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shawcomm Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 01:01 PM
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27. hahahah... some people treat it like a camping trip.
They act as if they'll be there for days - reading materials, extra food - I'm surprised they don't take a Coleman stove with them.
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:03 PM
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6. I was always taught that eating on the toilet was disgusting...
I am phobic about that...won't even let my kids in the bathroom if they are even chewing something...
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The empressof all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:04 PM
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8. For some chocolate is binding
Perhaps there was a problem better not discussed.
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:05 PM
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10. The person was "bipolar"--working both ends of alimentary tract
at the same time.

Sort of like cows in an old milking barn. Indeed in business one might conclude the suspect is a cow-orker
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:07 PM
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13. OH, GOD!!!
That's hilarious. :7 :puke:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:09 PM
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14. Not kinda. Very.
:puke:
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:13 PM
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15. THis reminds me of
DOOKIE!
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:13 PM
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16. I had a roommate once
who used to sit on the toilet while talking on the phone on one of those "singles chat lines". He would stay there for up to 30 minutes at a time, describing how he looks like, telling the girls what he does for fun, asking questions about them.
Sometimes he would fart.
It was disgusting yet funny at the same time. It was his own cell phone.
He actually even went out on a few dates with them.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:18 PM
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17. Ok that is TOO gross
no, no way. No eating in the bathroom EVER.

Ick.
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:18 PM
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18. Yuck!
Thanks for the Laugh! :D
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curlyred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:24 PM
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19. are you sure it was a candy bar?
Funny story--tampon alert, though: my friend had to take her small son in the bathroom with her while shopping, so she could change her tampon. She stood her son outside the stall, strictly instructed him to keep his eyes on the floor and to not say a word.

The the crackle of the tampon wrapper.....her son couldn't stay silent any more: "MOM!?!" "Are you eating a candy bar in there?!?"
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 01:12 PM
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28. They left the wrapper in there!
Total pig, whoever it was.
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shawcomm Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:47 PM
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20. Things you don't want to hear coming from the stall next to you:
Edited on Tue Nov-30-04 12:48 PM by shawcomm
mmmmmmm... nougat!

where the hell did these peanuts come from?!
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:51 PM
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22. not to mention
damn, it's making my hands all sticky.
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 01:22 PM
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31. Or...
Oh boy, this thing is chewy!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:48 PM
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21. Why not just cut out the middle man and just flush the thing?
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meisje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:56 PM
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23. this guy might
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 12:57 PM
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24. They hang people in Texas for that.
And well they should.
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 01:00 PM
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26. BABY RUTH!!!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 01:14 PM
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29. Ah the circle of life!
*sniff*
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gaia_gardener Donating Member (333 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 01:17 PM
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30. The same people who expect a
mother to breastfeed her baby there?
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ScrewyRabbit Donating Member (522 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 01:37 PM
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32. Elvis!
I think he had a box of jelly donuts next to him when he keeled over.
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