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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 05:46 PM
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Poll question: Which job is Tom Ridge qualified for next?
Edited on Tue Nov-30-04 05:47 PM by MikeG
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whalerider55 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 05:47 PM
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1. department store santa
"would you like a red or a yellow ribbon on that?"

whalerider55
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non sociopath skin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 06:02 PM
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15. Na. Billy Bob Thornton has the market on misanthropic Santas sown up..
The Skin
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 05:47 PM
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2. Wal*mart greeter
just in time for Xmas
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 05:47 PM
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3. The worst job in the world:
Assistant (or is it Associate?) crack whore. (Courtesy of Norm MacDonald.)
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 05:47 PM
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4. Shitscraper
and he's lucky to get that, cause Dubya's at the front of the line.
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BrainRants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 05:50 PM
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5. Virginia Governor
Oops!

Been there. Lost that.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 05:51 PM
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6. Finger paint teacher or duct tape sculptor
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 05:52 PM
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7. Charlie Chan impersonator
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 05:54 PM
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13. LOL! Best reply! :) n/t
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CornField Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 06:27 PM
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19. LMAO! Thanks for that. nt
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 05:52 PM
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8. He gives me the creeps for some reason.
How he ever got elected to any public office, I'll never know. lol
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ooglymoogly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 05:53 PM
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9. garbage collector
Edited on Tue Nov-30-04 05:57 PM by ooglymoogly
porto poti cleaner, asswipe and suckup motivational speaker with subtext on how to commit treason and get away with it.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 05:53 PM
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10. Lounge Singer? Wayne Newton Bodyguard?
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 05:54 PM
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12. A pompadour and its the Waynemeister himself.
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 05:53 PM
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11. Clown! n/t
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russian33 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 05:56 PM
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14. Pres. of USA...oh no, he's overqualified for that
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Fleurs du Mal Donating Member (511 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 06:04 PM
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16. What jobs?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 06:08 PM
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17. ditch-digger
or rock smasher.
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tmooses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 06:22 PM
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18. Head coach-Notre Dame
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-04 06:27 PM
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20. But what color uniforms will he pick?
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