Longest record for going WITHOUT a bikini wax.........

Darth_Kitten

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Mon Jul-14-03 04:48 PM
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Longest record for going WITHOUT a bikini wax.........

To date, 35 years, and 15 days..... :evilgrin:

I dare anyone to try to break that record. Remember though, you will hurt my feelings if you do because this is probably my only shot at fame. :evilgrin:

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CO Liberal

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Mon Jul-14-03 04:56 PM
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1. 50 Years, 6 Months, 16 Days

And I intend to keep my perfect record. (I'm sure my wife will back me up on this.)

:-)

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Brother Buzz

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Mon Jul-14-03 08:15 PM
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9. 50 Years, 6 Months, 14 Days

You still have two days on me but my wife has 1 year, 11 months, and 10 to 12 days on us.

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Hell Hath No Fury

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Mon Jul-14-03 05:15 PM
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2. 43 years plus ...

a little under a month. :)

Frankly the idea of anyone but my boyfriend and my GYN rooting around down there just freaks me out -- I can barely tolerate a upper lip wax -- I can't imagine the pain. Luckily a lack of bikini wax has never been an issue for me.

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Wcross

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Mon Jul-14-03 05:21 PM
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3. 40 yrs, 1month,1day.

I am a man, so it isn't unusual.

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supernova

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Mon Jul-14-03 05:29 PM
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4. 40 years, 363 days

without a bikini wax. That's one experience I will gladly forego in this life. :P

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Skittles

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Mon Jul-14-03 06:34 PM
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5. ov er 46 years

I'm blonde and shaving suits me fine. Darth, sorry to hurt yo' feelings but I thought you were a dude.

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Darth_Kitten

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Mon Jul-14-03 08:25 PM
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12. A dude???

A dude??

A DUDE??????

DUDE?????????????

hmmph....you haven't read too many of my posts. well. hmmmph...

DUDE????

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leftist_rebel1569

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Mon Jul-14-03 07:40 PM
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6. 15 years, 3 months, and 17 days

Edited on Mon Jul-14-03 07:43 PM by leftist_rebel1569

basically, my whole life i've gone without one.

On edit: I'm a guy

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leftist_rebel1569

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Tue Jul-15-03 12:51 AM
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15. kick

:kick:

I believe it's vitally important to all DUers that they know that I, Leftist_Rebel, has not had a bikini wax in my life, nor plan on it.

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KCDem

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Mon Jul-14-03 07:47 PM
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7. never had one, never will

But, then again, I'm pretty fair-skinned and not too hairy.

I hate Bush and all, but I'm not about to do THAT down THERE!

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flama

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Mon Jul-14-03 08:07 PM
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8. Do I win?

56 years, 10 months, and 16 days!

Shaved once but fought ingrown hairs for months. EEEWWW!

Hey, I'm allergic to the sun! Why the heck do I need a bikini wax anyway? At my age, I'm not parading around the living room in a bathing suit. :puke:

Hate to burst your bubble, Darth_Kitten, but age hath its privilege. Don't forget Kathy Bates's line in "Fried Green Tomatoes." "I'm older and have more insurance." ;-)

Ma

P.S. Have you ever had your legs shaved in a barber shop? Dumb question but fun prank unless you live in a college town. (It's also nice not to have to bend over to get all those little leg hairs. LOL!)

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The Lone Liberal

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Mon Jul-14-03 08:15 PM
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10. Longest record for not knowing what a bikini wax is all about?

If you wax your bikini do you swim faster? In my younger days had a lot of girls in bikinis help me wax the surf board? Strange???:shrug:

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latebloomer

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Mon Jul-14-03 08:24 PM
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11. Since the week before my wedding!

Going on 13 years now. And I have NEVER, NEVER had a Brazilian wax.

I do shave, however, as I am a very hairy animal.

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maxanne

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Mon Jul-14-03 09:34 PM
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13. 47 years

4 months and 10 days. :-)

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blondeatlast

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Mon Jul-14-03 10:31 PM
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14. I'm beat already; damn . . .

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REP

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Tue Jul-15-03 03:30 AM
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16. 38+ Years

It grows where it's supposed to. If I had the kind that went up the belly and down the thighs, I probably would have it waxed.

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