When the sign says "20 Items Or Less," it *means* 20 items or less,

asshole.

It doesn't mean, "20 Items Or Less - But You're In A Hurry Because You Sat Around All Goddamn Day On Your Lazy Ass, And Now You Have Nothing To Eat. So Bring As Many Fucking Items As You Want."

It also doesn't mean, "20 Items Or Less, But This Only Applies To Different Items, Not The Same Item. So Go Ahead And Stand In Line With 40 Cases Of Beer, You Fucking Moron."

Furthermore it doesn't mean, "20 Items Or Less, But This Doesn't Apply To You Because You Have A Pole Up Your Ass And An Undeserved Sense Of Entitlement."

Oh, and for the record - "Exit" means that you walk out that door, not in it. "Enter" means the opposite. Memorize those letters, if necessary.

Pardon me. *cough* Why did I set foot in Wal-Mart?

:D sorry. You stepped foot in wal-mart because youre an arkie :D and wal-mart is something that came out of arkansas?

Soon, we will all be employees. Well, not all of us - about 50% of the employees will be illegal immigrants Wal-Mart only allows to come out at night, like mole people.

AND PUT YOUR GODDAMN CART BACK YOU MOUNTAIN DEW SWILLING AND DORITO PORKING PIECE OF SHIT! And stop wearing sweat pants while you're shopping, it makes you look the willingly ignorant ass that you are, and keep your filthy little kids under control instead of letting them run around you dumbass. In fact, why don't you give your kids a bath once in a while, and clean their clothes while they're in the tub? Lazy shit.

Thank you.

There are two reasons I will never go into walmart again - one is that the company is evil. The second is that the clientelle is some of the worst kind of human *whatever* that one encounters anywhere, outside of a Country Buffet. The clientelle is worse than frickin' KMart, and that's bad enough.

"20 items or fewer."

:P :P :P :P

I mean "Go have intercourse with a bovine."

Just kidding. :D

Thanks. :silly:
Duckie

I have discovered yet another reason why I really like you.

:hug:

My sister shops at Wally World for the sole purpose of self-entertainment. She'll RUN OVER people with her cart who exit throught the wrong door.

we mean do not locate the coordinates of your physical Center of Gravity within the coordinate set which define the property area owned by the Wal Mart corporation, using the same co-ordinates system of course.