It뭩 Hot ----I have just become a member of the Reformed Nudist.

The Lone Liberal

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Mon Jul-14-03 06:16 PM
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It뭩 Hot ----I have just become a member of the Reformed Nudist.

And I have already been barred from the local grocery store. How many thinks that with the temperature hovering around 100 that it is perfectly all right to sit in the frozen food section, I mean in amongst the frozen food. Yeas and nays have it. Motion passes.

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greatauntoftriplets

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Mon Jul-14-03 06:37 PM
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1. Is that anything like Reform Judaism?

If I may be so bold, might I suggest that you try sitting in your own refrigerator, where there is more privacy and (presumably) easier access to beer? Then you can also answer the age-old question of whether the light inside goes off when the door is closed. For your safety and comfort, just remember to rig up some kind of escape mechanism so you can open the fridge from inside when you start freezing your ***** off.

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Robb

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Mon Jul-14-03 07:16 PM
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2. I was at Berkeley

during the "Naked Man" nonsense...basically an exhibitionist student wanted to go to class naked. I don't recall how it ended, I think the administration made him wear a bandana over his doodle, or something.

Anyhow. A good friend of mine wrote a little poem:

For I am naked man,
Naked go I 'round class --
With a hip-hap
And a slippety-slap
Lo! I am naked!!

And for some reason this still makes me giggle.

Ah. The vote. Sit where you like in the grocery, say I. Just don't try to smuggle any produce out in your "business". :evilgrin:

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MuseRider

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Mon Jul-14-03 07:18 PM
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3. May I join you?

114 heat index as I was out feeding the horses. Damn, I could hardly breathe. Humidity is up and it is really yucky out. Frozen peas.....MMmmmmmmm.

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Mon Jul-14-03 07:24 PM
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4. I never really understood the concept

of clothes. Naked is a state of mind. Live free or die.

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JackSwift

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Mon Jul-14-03 08:10 PM
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5. Free Willy!

Free at last!
Free at last!
Thank God Almight!
Mr. Happy is free at last!

How you doin?

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