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3days Donating Member (463 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:19 PM
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It's the Rumsfeld caption contest
Edited on Fri Dec-03-04 11:20 PM by 3days
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:20 PM
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1. Huuuuuuuuuge tracks of land...
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:21 PM
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2. not a caption but a vet should have a look at his left paw.
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:22 PM
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3. I tell you
"Dick Cheney's package is this big"
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:22 PM
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4. Thats right ladies...
its really that big!
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ncrainbowgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:23 PM
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5. "Yeah, ... So, O'Reilly and I were playing show and tell..."
Edited on Fri Dec-03-04 11:24 PM by ncrainbowgrrl
Edited for spelling.
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:23 PM
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6. Caption
"I don't know what all the stink is about...we only stole this much of the vote"
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Kitka Donating Member (488 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:23 PM
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7. "Now I'm going to move your head....
...a little lower... a little lower.... yeah, that's right Dubya."
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:31 PM
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8. Iraq's gonna be this long
Edited on Sat Dec-04-04 12:01 AM by u4ic
and this wide once we finish with it.
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:33 PM
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9. So we penetrated the prisoners at Abu Ghraib with a rod this long
to get them to talk. You see, the Genena Conventions don't really apply to us.
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:34 PM
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10. So you thought I'd be going away, did you? Well, it's like to old saying
goes, I'm harder to get rid of than herpes or old luggage.
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sariku Donating Member (153 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:36 PM
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11. Cheney's penis was thiiiis big
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:36 PM
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12. That black box for the ballots was about this size
n/t
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:47 PM
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13. I want brains. BRAINS?????????????????????
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Liberty Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 12:02 AM
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14. "Let us prey."
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burn the bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 01:14 AM
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15. it's just a little nuclear bomb
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