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pbartch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:31 PM
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FRUITCAKE RECIPE (Christmas Joke)
Fruitcake Recipe

1 cup water
1 cup of sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
Take a large bowl.
Check the whiskey again to be sure it is
of the highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter
in a large, fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still OK.
Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.
Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers,
pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something, Who cares.
Check the whiskey.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something.
Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven. Turd the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out of the window.
Check the whiskey again.
Go to bed.
Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:33 PM
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1. LOL
:cry: :hug:
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pbartch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:39 PM
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2. All I got for that great joke was a LOL
<<hic-cup ..... or is that hiccup>>
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cavanaghjam Donating Member (355 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:44 PM
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3. No
and a har de har har. I just wish I had read it all through before I started breaking out the ingredients. Didn't have no whiskey, but apparently cognac works as well. I think. Let me check to make sure. Yep. Still OK.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 11:45 PM
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4. good one
hope you don't mind I passed it along
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Digit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-04-04 12:33 AM
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5. Pretty damn funny, hic*
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