Somehow You Meet Bush* and he offers his hand (photo-op). You.....
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:10 PM
Poll question: Somehow You Meet Bush* and he offers his hand (photo-op). You.....
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:11 PMOriginal message
1. Shake his hand and have visons of the end of the world???
It could happen!
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:11 PMOriginal message
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:12 PMOriginal message
3. Smile and say "You're a major league asshole"
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:16 PMReply #3
Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 05:16 PM by RobertSeattle
Say "According to British Intelligence, you are a major league asshole". Then you have plausible deniability!
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:12 PMOriginal message
it would be fun to just cut loose and tell him off about all the things that I'm furious with him about. But I don't think it would do a damn bit of good so I'd probably make my momma proud and just walk away.
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:14 PMOriginal message
Joy Buzzer. Those things really should make a comeback.
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:16 PMOriginal message
7. The trick is to squeeze directly on the line of the knuckles
It's incredibly painful, even if you don't squeeze that hard.
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:16 PMOriginal message
And I'm dead serious.
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:16 PMOriginal message
9. hold a big Dean sign in his face n/t
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:17 PMOriginal message
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:18 PM
But that would leave him with one!
Did you mean his real hand? Or those fake rubber ones he's carries in his jacket pocket?
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:18 PMOriginal message
11. First, I'd wonder how I ended up at a Radcliffe Mixer...
...then I'd shake his hand really firmly, a la Christopher Walken in "The Dead Zone", and call him asshole to his face.
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:22 PMReply #11
15. "First, I'd wonder how I ended up at a Radcliffe Mixer..."
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:18 PMOriginal message
No sign of Alan Funt? Run. It's a trick, and this time the men in dark suits aren't Mormons on mission. :)
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:19 PMOriginal message
Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 05:19 PM by FoeOfBush
It's the honorable thing to do!
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:22 PMOriginal message
14. I've met three presidents...
Ford and Regan being two of them. I was happy to shake their hand. But Bush? I wouldn't go out of my front door if he was standing in my yard. I certainly wouldn't shake his hand.
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:23 PMOriginal message
16. Can the secret service shoot you . ..
for spitting in the presidents face while you scream LIAR at him?
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:33 PMReply #16
17. Probably. They don't kid around. n/t
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:35 PMOriginal message
to sock him one for all the people he killed, but then again I don't want to spend the rest of my life in prison.
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:36 PMOriginal message
19. If I knew that the chance was coming, I'd wear a wire.
Then, while shaking his hand, I'd say, "You are pushing us into WWIII for the enrichment of you and your friends."
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:37 PMOriginal message
20. Shake his hand and rant
You've met people like that - they shake your hand and shake and shake and shake and shake and shake and shake and shake and shake and they talk your damn head off and by the time it's over and you've got blisters and bruises and you use your hands for a living (typing and keyboard).
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:53 PMOriginal message
21. I would shake his hand and...
... spit in his eye! (I'm Irish--- I couldn't help myself, officer!) :P
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Mon Sep-22-03 05:53 PMOriginal message
Edited on Mon Sep-22-03 06:02 PM by Padraig18
I have NO idea how it happened..LOL! :P
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Mon Sep-22-03 06:00 PMOriginal message
23. In the Nicest Possible I Would Say:
"Mr. President, there will always be an asterisk under your hat."
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