Oldest genital fossils found in Scotland - No Joke

Superfly

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Mon Sep-22-03 06:25 PM
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Oldest genital fossils found in Scotland - No Joke

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Scientists have discovered fossils of the world's oldest genitals -- belonging to 400 million-year-old insects -- in ancient rocks in Scotland.

The penis of the ancient harvestmen insects, commonly known as a daddy-long-legs, was two-thirds the length of the body and remarkably similar to the modern-day species, New Scientist magazine said.

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kixot

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Mon Sep-22-03 06:27 PM
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1. You know,

Something about that headline makes me want to append "Inside a sheep's bum" after it.

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Deja Q

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Mon Sep-22-03 06:29 PM
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2. What a shame

that humans didn't follow the trend of this 'daddy long legs' in terms of penile size.

Hey, they're sick enough to measure it and tell us about it. So why not capitalize on it? :evilgrin:

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FlaGranny

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Mon Sep-22-03 06:49 PM
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4. Well, if they did, no

human female would allow a male within a mile. :evilgrin:

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realFedUp

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Mon Sep-22-03 06:32 PM
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3. dupe thread

these genitals got really old today...but I thought
Strom Thurmond had the oldest ones.

Other thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=215049

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seamarq

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Mon Sep-22-03 06:50 PM
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5. Did Catherine Zeta-Jones find them?

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MercutioATC

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Tue Sep-23-03 06:29 AM
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6. Stop that! I'm running through keyboards at a frightening rate!

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WilliamPitt

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Tue Sep-23-03 06:34 AM
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7. Who was the lucky bastid

to pull spider-dick-measuring duty?

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AlienGirl

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Tue Sep-23-03 06:36 AM
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9. OH NO...

:scared: Giant spider...means...giant DICK! :scared:

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DS1

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Tue Sep-23-03 06:35 AM
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8. Fossil Fondue for 400 Alex

Trebek : This recent Scottish find is considered to be the oldest set of genitals in the world

Connery : What is your MOTHER? ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

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