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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 08:09 AM
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pick your poison
i've got a bunch of newsmax stories in my inbox. i'd consider them hiLarious, if i didn't know so many peopLe take them seriousLy...

i give you 3 choices

- cLinton backs commie china search engine

- jews fLeeing democratic ghetto (aLong w/ Latinos Leaving the barrio, and bLacks the pLantation)

- michaeL moore bedridden
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 08:11 AM
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1. Let's hear about Moore.
Can it be?
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 08:13 AM
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2. I'll second the Moore vote
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 08:14 AM
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3. you chose poorLy
Conspiracy filmmaker Michael Moore was so devastated by President Bush's election victory last month that he refused to get out of his pajamas or leave his bedroom.

"He was so unhappy over Bush's win, he didn't roll out of bed for three days," reports gossip columnist Liz Smith, after chatting with the left-wing movie man.

Smith adds, "I could live forever without that visual."

Judging from his appearance on the "Tonight Show" last week, Moore's time in bed seems to have prompted something of an epiphany.

snip

Commenting on Moore's sartorial metamorphosis, Leno mused, "You look like Denny Hastert."

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/12/6/101145.shtml?j=644618&e=footsniffa@yahoo.com&l=143149_HTML&u=12236414
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 08:20 AM
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4. HAHAHAHA! They are falling for it!
"Moore's time in bed seems to have prompted something of an epiphany." - The Dennis Hastert costume WORKED! If you watched Leno's show, there were a few boos, but they stopped about mid way through. The wingers are confused! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! He's got 'em!

Hook, line and sinker! :D
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 08:34 AM
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5. Or is that hook, line and snicker :)
Edited on Wed Dec-08-04 08:37 AM by ET Awful
as in :evilgrin: (insert audio of that evil cartoon dog whatever the hell his name is laughing :))
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 08:40 AM
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6. Muttley, as in "Dastardly and Muttley"
http://www.toonopedia.com/dastard.htm
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 08:42 AM
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7. Yeah, that dog :) n/t
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 08:43 AM
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8. I'd like the Jews feeling Democratic ghetto story
and also, what are you doing with newsmax? Are you turning into a right winger on us?
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 08:52 AM
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9. i'm a huge winger fan
seventeen & miLes away

Young Jewish Voters Flee Democrat Ghetto to Support Bush

Yes, we realize the election was more than a month ago, but here's a new analysis worth noting because of its major implications for future elections: Young Jews are fleeing the Democrat ghetto.

Just as Latinos are escaping the Democrat barrio and blacks have begun to run from the Democrat plantation, Terry McAuliffe and company have a new migraine to cope with.

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/12/6/154647.shtml?j=644618&e=footsniffa@yahoo.com&l=143149_HTML&u=12236410
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 09:00 AM
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10. interesting offers on the side panel
get rich quick schemes, hair restoration products, energy pills, bottled pheromones.. but of course such a quality site would have such quality advertisers
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 09:07 AM
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13. aLso
secret israeLi fighting techniques reveaLed!
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 09:09 AM
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15. did you order them?
If so, I might have to come up and let you practice on me. Which reminds me, how was the ECW DVD?
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 09:19 AM
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17. anytime
i'LL take you on. grrrr! :evilgrin:

the dvd is awesome btw. i stiLL haven't watched the 2nd disc yet. are you a fan or just making conversation?
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 09:43 AM
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18. I'm a wrestling fan
both doing and watching :) I'm always downloading matches online.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 09:46 AM
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20. nice
i Like hearing the more we have in common. :D
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marc_the_dem Donating Member (222 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 09:05 AM
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11. barrio
What is this West Side Story....
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 09:06 AM
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12. when you're a jet
you're a jet tiLL ya die

weLcome to DU. :hi:
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 09:10 AM
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16. when you're a jet you're a jet all the way
from your first cigarette to your last dying day
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marc_the_dem Donating Member (222 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 09:43 AM
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19. boy boy crazy boy
Thanks, its good to be here.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 09:09 AM
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14. i'll take a vial of hemlock please
the world is round damn it!
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