My dog hit me with a pool cue then I almost fell down the stairs

JohnKleeb

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Thu Dec-09-04 08:57 PM
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My dog hit me with a pool cue then I almost fell down the stairs

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StopTheMorans

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Thu Dec-09-04 08:58 PM
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1. was your dog playing pool like in those paintings?

and, more importantly, your dog doesn't have any opposable digits; did you beat your dog in pool? :shrug:

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Dec-09-04 09:01 PM
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3. That damn dog can talk too

Edited on Thu Dec-09-04 09:02 PM by JohnKleeb

He's a prick. He thinks hes sooooooo tough.

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pleiku52cab

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Thu Dec-09-04 09:40 PM
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9. why didn't he hit you harder?

then you would have ended up at the bottom of the steps. Guess you're right - he ain't so tough after all.

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Dying Eagle

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Thu Dec-09-04 08:59 PM
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2. Only you Kleeb...

could pull that off!

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Dec-09-04 09:01 PM
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4. My stupid jeans are toren on my left side

thats why I fell, and my stupid forearm is starting to act like hell.

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motely36

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Thu Dec-09-04 09:03 PM
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5. Damn, you have worse luck than even me!

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Dec-09-04 09:04 PM
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6. If anyone guesses who that dog really is

I'll be impressed :). Yeah, I have terrible luck, I really do.

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Spinzonner

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Thu Dec-09-04 09:05 PM
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7. You probably deserved it

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Dec-09-04 09:06 PM
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8. why because I told him I was fed up with caving in

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barb162

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Thu Dec-09-04 09:42 PM
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10. pool cue? be glad it wasn't a sledge hammer

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motely36

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Thu Dec-09-04 09:44 PM
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11. Do you have a personal experience in this area?

:shrug:

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barb162

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Thu Dec-09-04 09:51 PM
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13. now, now, settle down. I had a dog many years ago who "buried" a

huge ham bone on my pillow just slightly under the top sheet. I was so tired this particular day from studying, I just collapsed on the bed without putting the lights on and pulling off the top sheets. I nearly split the back of my head open.

Now I have 4 cats. One of them always walks or runs in front of me when I am walking down the stairs. They call it cat fun. I call it homicidal.

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lumberingbear

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Thu Dec-09-04 09:47 PM
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12. Saw your pic in Gallery....

Your a mere pup yourself!

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glaeken777

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Thu Dec-09-04 10:13 PM
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14. wow

Is his name Cujo, perchance?

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