I'd like to thank everyone who helped me get my thread locked!

It was a grand effort by all. It took three days, but you rose to the challenge. I was overwhelmed by the outpouring of filth and degradation that you all showed me. Brought a tear to my eye.

I'd also like to thank flamingyouth for being my first. You were very gentle, and I'll always think of you fondly. Whenever I get a thread locked I will compare the mod to you. You've changed me, given me a gift that I'll always treasure.

Now. BigMcLargehuge.

Don't think this is over. Someday you will lock one of my threads, make no mistake. Maybe I came on too strong. I understand if you felt a bit uncomfortable. Maybe you were just playing hard to get. I really don't know.

But you will lock me. Maybe not today. But someday. You'll lock me.

It is destiny...

don't worry bat boy, someday, somewhere, you will post something with no idea I am waiting in the shadows with my master key.

We meet face to face, Moriarty...

and less elfin

Is it my fault my genetics are a bit funky?

Are you saying you didn't lock me because I'm short? Hmmm? What kind of bullshit is that?

not your height, but why I didn't lock it.

No! Let's let Bat Boy dangle out there. He puts in the effort, really tries to get locked by you, but I think I'll just lock someone else's on the first freakin' post!

And you listen here Cindee Lou Who...you stay away from my mod, you hussie! He's mine, dammit! Mine!

Gotta love this thread already. :+