That's Amore 'n Some Will

For your morning smile......

What is amore?

When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand,
And that's not what you planned,
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That's our morés.

When your horse munches straw,
And the bales total four,
That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That's a Moor, eh?

When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests,
Like you did all the rest,
That's some more "A"s!

When on Mt. Cook you see,
An aborigine,
That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,
That's a Moo ray...

A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham,
Is with marshmallows crammed,
That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That's "No more!", eh?

(Hehehe, that could have been Chico Marx)

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Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post
in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this
country has ever known. Enjoy the following:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a
woman...neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold
it and put it back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn
by reading. The few who learn by observation. The
rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and
find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of
that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look
back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier'n puttin' it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt
so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a
hunter came along and shot him.

The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth
shut.

ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you
stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth
waiting in linefor.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't
paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to
go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything
either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without
getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you
about aging is that it is such a nice change from
being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how
splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is
comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's
called golf.

And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,
you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

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~~~~~ From my dearest friend JoJo who lives in Beautiful Downtown Pennsylvania ~~~~~

"Buy stocks.
When they go up, sell them.
If they don't go up, don't buy them."

On political parties:
"I don't belong to an organized political party.
I'm a Democrat."

Thanks for the laughs.