"Now, Brian, what time will my First-Born be home tonight?"

BiggJawn

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Fri Dec-10-04 08:40 AM
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"Now, Brian, what time will my First-Born be home tonight?"

"Hard to say, sir. I have a bottle of wine, a baggie, and a dozen condoms..."

So now Hummer is marketing their penis augmenters to psychopaths who consider their daughters "property"....

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RoeBear

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Fri Dec-10-04 09:07 AM
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1. Boy...

...I wish I knew what you were talking about.

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BiggJawn

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Fri Dec-10-04 09:19 AM
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2. Maybe it's not a national spot?

Or you don't listen to Radio?

I'll flesh it out for you.
Spot opens with guy answering door for his daughter's date and says "Oh, I was just finishing up sharpening my steak knives" and takes him out to the garage to "show him something" which is a new Hummer. "You like trucks, Brian?" "How tall are you, Brian, about 6 foot?" "Yessir" "Well, Brian, I can put something 72" in the back of this and still close the tailgate and take it to the middle of no-where, and I *DO* mean NO-WHERE, Brian. Now, what time will my First-Born be home tonight, Brian?" " 9:30, Sir..." "Perfect..."

Just the kind of asshole you'd expect to drive one of those abominations...

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