U.N. Sends Weapons Inspectors to U.S.

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Written by Kuba


President Bush in a televised message to Americans as he urged them to "Resist till the last man!"

New York, NY- In a sweeping vote by the security council of the United Nations, a clear majority voted to send U.N. weapons inspectors to search the worlds largest democracy.

After a stunning four hour long presentation by the French Foreign Minister Michel Barnier which included satellite photos and documents accurately detailing America's nuclear weapons program. The United States decided not to use it's veto power as a State Department spokesman was quoted, "The United States no longer recognizes the United Nations and any resolutions it may pass."

The French who began their crusade to "disarm" President Bush last month are being hailled as victors by many anti-U.S. policy countries. Russia and Germany both sponsored the bill and have agreed to send in troops if the Americans do not willfully disarm. France has been massing troops in Quebec and even President Bush's recent trip to Canada was not able to ease tensions. French President Chirac stated, "We will not allow the Americans to intimidate the world any longer, if President Bush does not allow the U.N. to disarm him then France and its Coalition of the Kind-of-Brave will do it."

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