I had my first dream with W last night!

He was at my H.O.A. board meeting! Amazingly the only two other people were the Libertarian and a woman which I didn't recognize.

In my dream, I was completely unprepared. I generally have a tape recorder with me but I forgot it for this meeting. The Libertarian had one and when he turned it on (something he has never done in awake life) W didn't get annoyed, but did make a face as if to say, "is that really necessary?"

The meeting hadn't started and the two were just engrossed in casual conversation. They had a map of Mexico open on the table and the Libertarian & Bush were looking at this big harbor on the east side of Mexico. It was so large that it took up half of the Mexican coast. W was pointing to sections along the harbor saying, "This is mine and this is mine, and this will soon be mine." And then he took his hand and used it to form a wall somewhere in the midwest of the U.S., and said, "And I own this, up to here. About 3/4s of it."

I wanted to jot down what he had said, word for word, but I was afraid he would see what I was writing so I wrote innocuous words down, trying to use the first letter of each word to create hints to help jar my memory later. But wouldn't you know it? My pencils turned into dried up crayons and the words were not legible.

Then Bush went to go talk to some people standing outside. Looked like a ranch. And when he came back he invited the Libertarian to come take a stroll with him.

That's all I remember. Through it all, Bush was pleasant. His face was expressive. He did exude charm. It was as if he had no reason to hide his agenda. No reason to be cautious.

Okay, guys. What does it mean?

I was screaming at him about Iraq. I then did something that would probably get me investigated by the Secret Services...

It was your dream, after all. Now lay back on the couch and tell me about your mother....

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