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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:29 PM
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Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:29 PM
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1. My church, it does.
:evilgrin:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:30 PM
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2. Yes, it does.
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UCLA Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:30 PM
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3. and that sign embodies the whole reason that I don't go to church.
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 03:20 PM
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29. Ahh, come on... I think it is funny! Undoubtedly meant to get
a rise (pardon the pun) from a younger audience. And, that it is for a Catholic Church makes me think it might just be one with a more enlightened atmosphere. Geez... come on folks... Religion need not be the dark enemy!
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:30 PM
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4. Is that intended to sound sexual?
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Tweed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:31 PM
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Yes, it's one of those 'clever' and 'witty' signs Protestant Churches have
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dr.strangelove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:32 PM
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10. Except this one's on a Catholic Church
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Tweed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:41 PM
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18. Oh dear, they've gone over to the dark side
That's one of the most classless things I've seen a Catholic Church do in ages.
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Tafiti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:31 PM
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9. I thought that, too!
Although I'm not sure that was the intention. Yet it doesn't really make sense any other way.
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:59 PM
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26. It says STAYING in bed.
If not for that, it would be definite, but that wording suggests refusing to get up rather than good sex.
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:30 PM
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5. All I want is the freedom to worship in my own way...
...and at the altar of my own choosing. O8)
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catbert836 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:31 PM
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6. LOL!!!!
Hee hee.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:31 PM
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7. Tooooo funny! nt
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dr.strangelove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:31 PM
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8. I had a "religious experience" in bed last sunday
There was plenty of "Oh gods" being thrown around.
This is my way of keeping holy the sabath.
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:32 PM
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11. HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh that's so funny I have tears running down my face!!
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The Backlash Cometh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:33 PM
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12. Honey, these days going to church doesn't constitute going to
church.
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fryguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:33 PM
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13. well if you're not alone in bed shouting "oh god"
it may surely constitute being on your way to heaven

:evilgrin:
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:33 PM
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14. Yelling that on the toilet doesn't count as it, either.
Or on a rollercoaster.

Or in a house.

Or with a mouse.

Or here or there.

Or anywhere.

It is not, is not going to church, not even if it's with Thora Birch.
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:41 PM
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20. ..........
:shrug:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:50 PM
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21. Not even with a fox?
or in a box?
or if you're wearing matching socks?
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:35 PM
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15. ROFLMAO!
And what's really funny is that they probably have no idea of the double entendre that makes that so damned funny!
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Trajan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:36 PM
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16. From Gibbon's 'Decline and Fall .. '
Edited on Fri Dec-10-04 02:36 PM by Trajan
About Cyril of Alexandria ...

http://www.ccel.org/g/gibbon/decline/volume2/chap47.htm#Cyril

....

Cyril incited the murder of Hypatia by a mob of monks .... a vicious crime by any account ....

Nice fella ...
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mongo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:39 PM
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17. Damn! There goes my Sunday morning routine.... n/t
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:41 PM
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19. I don't have a picture, but on my way home for lunch I saw a sign
in front of a church that said:

"Dusty Bibles Make for Dirty Lives", then something about coming in and cleaning up.

Maybe this is what's wrong with all those pervert repukes...they just need to dust off their Bibles!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:51 PM
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22. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now that's a joke I can appreciate.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 03:17 PM
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28. Then there's
"Seven days without Christ makes one weak"....Seen that one too many times to count

About a year ago, I saw a sign that said "Come to church or I'll make rush hour longer - God" (Okie dokie)

And, from years ago....South Carolina was proposing a lottery...saw a church sign that said "Jesus would vote no"

Of course he would...the only decent schools around were the private (church affiliated) ones...the public school system stunk!
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dean_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:52 PM
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23. A church sign I once saw....
"CH CH
What's missing from Church? UR"

*slaps forehead*
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2bfree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:52 PM
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24. That is funny!
Love it!
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 02:55 PM
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25. It's better than staying in bed and shouting, "Oh Dog! Oh Dog! Oh..."
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alexisfree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 03:02 PM
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27. Very subliminal.. .....
don't do it too laud the repuke neighbor upstairs will hear me... x(
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