Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital
Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad
had a talk with him and explained that the baby had
no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as
mentioned anything about the baby's missing
ears or even said the word ears he would get the
spanking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood
completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a
beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and
beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really
beautiful eyes."

"Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful;
the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be
screwed if he needed glasses."

made me laugh, thanks!

decided to share :)