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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 03:21 PM
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I'm concerned about the pain in my left arm.
Edited on Fri Dec-10-04 03:22 PM by ohiosmith
And I'm really stiff all over, have a terrible headache, I'm absolutely freezing, gunk is oozing out of all of my orifices, and I have this really weird craving for fresh warm human brains. Do you think I should I call my doctor?
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 03:22 PM
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1. sounds like pinkeye
hold on... I think I have some topical cream.
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lizzieforkerry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 03:24 PM
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2. A little Neosporin should take care of it
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 03:25 PM
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3. Take 2 Tylenol and sleep it off.
A lot of that going around, this time of year...

;)
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 03:35 PM
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4. Witch doctor ?
Edited on Fri Dec-10-04 03:38 PM by Spinzonner

http://users.cis.net/sammy/wdoctor.htm
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Semi_subversive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 03:37 PM
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5. Obviously a case of Gonorrhea Lectim
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 03:38 PM
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6. Dude, I think you just need a vacation
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rooboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 03:40 PM
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7. Sounds like that left arm is more trouble than it's worth.
Have it removed.
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