The Avon Lady joke - Democratic Underground

radfringe

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Fri Dec-10-04 04:05 PM
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The Avon Lady joke

The Avon Lady

An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with an Avon Pine-Scented deodorizer.

Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"

Well, yes I do," he replied.

What does it smell like?" she asked,

The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like someone shit under a Christmas tree".

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freeplessinseattle

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Fri Dec-10-04 04:10 PM
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1. lol! reminds in an indirect way of my ex who would stink up

the bathroom right before we had company, it seems. I used to politely ask him to please use the air freshner that is handy on the top of the tank, but only asked this when we had company b/c, well, I didn't want them to think it moi;) anyway, he claimed that he didn't stink up the bathroom, somehow he was so perfect that even "his shit doesn't stink", lol. betcha * thinks he's above emitting unpleasant odors, too.

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The empressof all

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Fri Dec-10-04 04:14 PM
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3. I know it's sexist but.....

My daughter and I are under the belief that our bodily odors smell like roses. The dogs and my husband well.... that's another story.

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Jessica

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Fri Dec-10-04 04:13 PM
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2. LOL! ... I hate when people use my perfume to cover up

their *stink* in my bathroom. Because I always think of poo when I put on my perfume! Yuck.

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tjdee

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Fri Dec-10-04 04:16 PM
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4. Oust is the answer!

Edited on Fri Dec-10-04 04:16 PM by tjdee

Air freshener just adds smell to the air.

Oust actually eliminates them. And then adds its smell to the air.
:silly:

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Left Is Write

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Fri Dec-10-04 04:36 PM
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5. "Aire freshener just adds smell to the air."

Exactly! Which is fine if I specifically want to scent the air, but it definitely doesn't work to ELIMINATE odors already there. It just mingles with the yucky smell and forever ruins for me the scent of the air freshener itself.

If my husband stinks up the bathroom, he opens a window, winter or summer.

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Steven_S

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Fri Dec-10-04 06:50 PM
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6. My wife's an Avon lady....

I printed it out all nice and left it for her.

She got a real kick out of it.

Thanks radfringe! :)

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