Freepers select the "Top 10 posts of the Democratic Underground in 2004"

NOTE from B_E_B: I'm not following the "4 paragraph rule" here. This dickwad copied and pasted from DU, I'm copying and pasting it back. No way of knowing if they edited the posts, but I do notice that even though they frequently celebrate AIDS-related deaths on FreeRepublic, they have an aversion to saying the word "shit."

You may also enjoy the fact that this is posted by "Nascardude"...I've seen some of his other posts, and he makes the "Morans" guy look like Stephen Hawking.



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Top 10 posts of the Democratic Underground in 2004
Right Wing News ^

Posted on 12/01/2004 5:30:19 PM PST by Nascardude

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1292382/posts

10) devinsgram: "...Everybody in middle American crying, putting out their flags and their show of emotion. Phooey on them, they are the ones responsible for what happened in NYC on 9-11. They are the ones who put this idiot in office."

9) leftofthedial: "I knew some *wonderful* people who were strong supporters of the Nazi Party. They gave to charity, worked hard, and held marvelous little soires at their homes. Please! Support for Bush is 100% qualification for the "stupid fascist" label. Good Germans, good bushgang supporters. Same difference. One of two things allows one to support the bushgang: Willful ignorance of the evil being done. Willful ignorance = stupid. or Complicity in the evil. Complicity = fascist."

8) JVS: "Lincoln was right to crush the South in the 1860's. Someone ought to do it again."

7) matcom: "F*CK YOU If You Vote For * - I Hope You Get ALL That You Want hey freepers! (and lurkers and idiots of ALL shapes and sizes) YOU GET 100% OF WHAT YOU DESERVE!!! When they come for YOU - F*CK OFF When they come for YOUR children - F*CK OFF When YOU are unemployed - F*CK OFF When the NEXT attack hits - F*CK OFF I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU AND MY FIRST QUESTION WILL BE "WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR?" If you say Bush, F*CK YOU I don't care WHAT the situation. I don't care HOW much you are hurting. MY liberalism tells me to CARE about ALL PEOPLE! Guess what...... IT.IS.OVER. I DON'T GIVE A FLYING F*CK ABOUT YOU IF YOU VOTE THAT WAY *the.end.* TOUGH SH*T."

6) MCVet: The Republicans are Nazis....In order to defeat them, we too must become Nazis.

5) LastChance2004: "Wait Until After Election 2004. If chimpy gets selected again, we're all in big trouble. The fascists you describe will start doing more than just voting, the "brownshirts" will be coming after people. And the people like us will oppose them with whatever means necessary. It'll then get ugly, real ugly."

4) skjpm: "I am frightened by what I am learning about America during this election. I think that a majority have an irrational fear of liberals, and that if Bush wins, and decides to send liberals to camps for their "protection," most would support the move and say "About time too." There would be some dissent, but the majority of Americans see liberals as a threat, and nothing would be done. The press would hold debates, but people wouldn't care. I think that all Bush has to do is say the word, and we'll be rounded up. Who would stop him?"

3) Joanne98: "Since tomorrow is the anniversary of the "excuse" the cowboy uses to attack anybody he wants to. I'm bracing myself for the ongoing images of people in small red state towns exploiting the victims of 9/11. CNN is already showing people in small town Texas CRYING over New York City's loses. Well, you know what. You never liked New Yorkers. You hated New Yorkers remember. If you really cared about the victims of 9/11 you would vote for John Kerry because that's the only thing they want you to do. But NO! Instead you brought the Bush bastard's convention to ground Zero and thought NYC would be glad to see you. Instead of getting flowers and candy you got protesters, a half a million of them that said. GO HOME. Do you remember the Evita song...DON'T CRY FOR ME DIRTSVILLE TEXAS.......... Let's get this straight, Dirtsville, IT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO YOU and it never will because no self respecting terra-rist would ever attack something so unimportant. It would be like the USA attacking Goatsgrave Yemen. It's never going to happen. The bottom line is, you don't care about NYC or the pain, all you care about is getting Boosh re-elected and fighting a Holy pissing contest with the darkie Muslims. All in the name of Jesus which you're sure is coming back the day after tomorrow. Nobody needs this sh*t, especially the people of NYC who still watch airplanes when they fly overhead. The people in big cities are in more danger than ever thanks to the cowboy's invasion of Iraq. But that's something the good people of Dirtsville don't have to worry about. So take your flags, your prayers, your rodeos and your country music and stick it. You're waging war because you want too, because you like it and you're not fooling anybody. You're only happy when you have an enemy, if it wasn't 9/11 it would be something else. Like "libruls". At least have the decency to admit that." Put on your public grieving shows tomorrow because you already have them planned but spare us the DRAMA next year. It didn't happen to you. Get over it. I know this is harsh and I know not all people in small rural towns are Republicans but they ARE voting for Bush, who is only making big cities more dangerous. This is how I feel about it. Flame away."

2) Gyre: "I don't support them (the troops). We've exported our illiterate little kids with their tiny brains filled with images of Rambo. We've armed them and told them the enemy is a demon who doesn't deserve to live. Most of them are more than willing to believe that. They are stupid and dangerous and have no intellectual capacity to grasp basic concepts of democracy. They're a symptom of a disease that infects my country."

1) ReadTomPaine: As we’ve heard again and again recently, if we are going to beat this bunch of rule breaking GOP misanthropes, we’re going to have to start fighting as dirty as they do. I started this thread for one reason, to get everyone’s ideas on a list of things we as Democrats can consider to stop the takeover of this country. This isn’t going to be a thread for the squeamish, or for the ideologically pure. Best to steer clear if that describes you. Here are half a dozen ideas to get the ball rolling. 1) Get Republicans fired at your workplace, or fire them yourself if you can – In the belief that all activism starts with the grass roots, do us all a favor, and fire your Republican employees this week. There are legitimate reasons to fire virtually any employee, so avail yourself of them. Not only will it quit the gloating you’re hearing around the office, it’ll stop those donation checks they are getting ready to write. Might also teach them a bit of humility regarding the poor and the disadvantaged. They can be the “Pioneers” of “Unemployment Window A” 2) Pretend to be a Republican, and then cut down the next Republican that you have a conversation with. - The more public/crowed the place you do this, the better. Use whatever remarks you know are sure to make the intended impression. “You’re no better than the liberal scum you claim to hate… get back into the kitchen… Just wait till we win next year and toss peons like you into the field or the workhouse… People in your income bracket don’t have the right to be Republican or vote etc.” If you need talking points, just observe in a Yahoo political chat room for a few minutes and you have all the right wing bile that you can use and quite possibly all that you can stand. 3) Create, plant and disseminate widely “news stories” that discredit GOP policies – A good way to do this is to print out stories in the visual style of a major newspaper or magazine (don’t use the logo or other copywrited material, however) and theme them similarly to the ones that targeted John McCain’s platform last presidential election. Make sure not to slander individuals directly. Leave stacks of the printouts where people are certain to find them – i.e. supermarkets, coffee houses, bars, community centers etc. As in #2 make sure to write these from the right wing perspective, for maximum effect on the target audience. Avoid digital media, as it’s too easy to fact check, not that most GOP voters care to check these things anyway. 4) Contact the IRS and anonymously tip them off regarding prominent GOP contributors in your area. – Lets face it, they are likely tax evaders in any case (that’s why they are GOP), so might as well have them go thru an audit and feel a bit of what it’s like to have a hostile government prying into their affairs. The tax money you shake free will be a little payback to your community for the egregious tax cut they undoubtedly are enjoying. 5) Make sure that you’re the only ride on voting day for a group of hard right types who live out of the way, and then don’t show up. – This works best in low population density areas and poor right wing communities. Cultivate a group of right wing friends and make sure they depend on you for the ride on Election Day. Then don’t show up. Every vote they miss is an uncontested vote on the blue side of the aisle. The right needs a taste of Florida 2000. 6) Impersonate Linda Tripp. – Whisper into the ear of GOP associates to encourage and get dirty laundry regarding their improprieties, and then make sure that information gets into the wrong hands. It’s hard to brag about family values or think about politics when you’re in a divorce court. Are you really serious about winning the culture war? Do you mean it when you say it’s time to fight fire with fire? Then channel that anger and let’s hear some ideas. Given the thin skin of most conservative ideologues, it won’t take much to have them running far away from such policies and tactics so we can all enjoy proper, principled political discourse in the country again. First, however, they need to be taught that fighting dirty burns them as much as it burns anyone. BTW- if you want to take action beyond the intellectual consideration of these ideas, please do so on your own. This thread is meant for the mental exercise of these ideas. Don’t involve DU.

"regan armed the terrorists, he is worse than hitler" something laong those lines

When you aren't compiling these pointless anthologies, what do you do?

I suspect it is something like playing with your own feces.

You want a piece of me? Come on, motherfucker, I'm waiting for your punk ass!

I'll just have to try harder in 2005.

:-)

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I must be slipping. :(

Then they've procreated man...everyone on that show got it on!!! :evilgrin:

what's the problem?

...shit, I can't even say that with a straight face.

Note to "nascardude"..."English" has a "big E," like they taught your friends in Kindergarten while you were exploring the mysteries of your right nostril. And I don't believe "filty" is a word.

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Anyway, THIS is how he replied to his own post (same URL as above):

"Good God. There is not a word in the english language to describe what wretched, filty, pond scum eating maggots these people are."

1 posted on 12/01/2004 5:30:20 PM PST by Nascardude

I mean, this sounds pretty close to what I've been saying about right-wingers for years:

"Good God. There is not a word in the (E)nglish language to describe what wretched, filt(h)y, pond scum eating maggots these people are."

Hey, Nascar Dud: Your mother's crotch will clear a room!

LOL..... :)

I'll try harder.

...and Homeland Security, who was it that sent that? I can't remember if it was someone at FuckRepublic or not. Shout out to Matcom, the freepers really seem to enjoy your commentary. Keep it up! To freeper lurkers: Suck my left nut you inbred fucks!

... of not being nominated?

:P

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He clearly does not understand the normal position the troops in Iraq find themselves. I wouldn't be surprised if Gyre had only a couple of posts. I've never seen that name before.

Then they tossed in matcom's post and a few others (probably carefully edited) to round out their "top ten list of DUer quotes written by freeper trolls while disrupting."

If this were a list of REAL DUer's posts, I'm sure that my posts would be represented. :P

You never know. Somewhere in Fuckville Texas somebody is working tirelessly on this.

I didn't even catch that Gyre had a post on that list (I mostly looked for my name!).

As far as I know, Gyre's been tombstoned. Troll. Lemme check.

"...Someone ought to do it again."

I agree, well at least the bible freaks :) Let the good ones do the crushing...

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Way to go JVS!!!!!
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Next year, I must resolve to be more annoying to Freakers.

And why should we subject ourselves to that sort of torment?

could go through their crap and pick the stupidest and funniest stuff in an hour time span. I have never been on their site although I did go on two right wing sites, one for a state conservative group and one for Alan Keyes and I would argue with the people on those sites. It was fascinating because on the Keyes site everything was religious; "Alan you are our saviour" and you could not get through to any of his followers with reasoning. If you tried using reasoning they started saying I was a Satanist.

Like shoot at each other in GD and GDP!

The FRappes think they scare us?

Hah!

Can't be done, for those of us in GD and GDP!

...now I see what I have to strive for... :)

Maybe Next Year. ::sigh::

Sharpen your chops in GD and GDP, then perhaps make an attempt at the Gungeon and I/P (does I/P exist anymore? That place is wacko, so I avoid it).

That will get you enough venom to get the Frappes notice...

I'm sure I said something that was dumb once or twice on here that they could use against me. Matcom's post is awesome, I'm glad they decided to use that one in their top 10 :7

Grammer and spelling 100% better than any I have seen on FR, too

I haven't made their list YET!

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those fascist fuckwads...

according to some freeper those are mostly pretty innoccuous.

I mean really, can you imagine spending
ALL that time on a web site just to spy?
I really can't imagine a DUer being so dumb.
Guess that's what makes them freepers.
Sillies...WAY too much time on their hands.
BHN

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From a jealous also-ran.

I'm mighty impressed, and so jealous. :evilgrin:

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I didn't think those mental midgets could count to ten without a Halliburton accountant.

...the few...the CHOSEN...the TEN DUers that got under the skin of a walking skidmark like "nascardude"...and YOU, my friend, have JOINED that elite few.

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I guess I know what I'll have carved on my tombstone!

Are any of you top ten posters actually Freeper lurkers who got too good at the game? Come on we'll forgive you :)

would have made it into the Top Ten :cry:

Hey motherfucking freepers! I hate your hypocritical evil little self-righteous immoral asses. You voted for an evil little toad hellbent on destroying all that is good about this country. Every last one of you needs to sign up and fight his dirty immoral war. After all, don't you get off on shooting "brown-skinned people?"

There. Now maybe I'll make the next list! LOL!

as if they think it's funny and/or wrong because we call them fascists -- which they are.

What people get mixed up is that they're not NAZIS. Nazi is one kind of fascist -- like Swiss is one kind of Cheese.

They're right-wing authoritarians -- and I can remain completely calm and say that, because I am not an "angry liberal." I'm a bemused, well-educated libertarian that happens to know that their revisionist history, magical thinking, reliance on superstition, cultural supremacism, right-wing authoritarianism, jingoism, militarism and a call for the "rebirth" of the conservative social institutions that they seem to erroneously think is the only way to exist -- all amounts to their own, American, home-grown fascism that has nothing to do with the Founders, that has nothing to do with Democracy, that has nothing to do with Liberty and nothing to do with Freedom -- all terms behind which they love to hide their corporatism, racism, homophobia, sexism, and false/pious moral indignation and material soulessness.

I happen to know that the GOP has nothing to do with libertarianism, that they're not "free market," and, in fact, Bush has expanded the welfare state, run up a gimungo budget deficit, played obstructionist to the consumer (who, in a free market, should be able to wield the full extent of his or her own buying power), used the military for corporate hegemony, lets the Dominionists make a joke of the Constitution and worst of all -- supports the right-wing elitist, intellectual manipulation of the IDIOT FREEPERS, per Strauss, who, like their current masters, feels that lying to idiots is the best way to control the masses.

The BIGGEST irony, I guess, is that the freepers have no clue that their marching orders are handed down from elitist, right-wing, ivory tower think tanks, who see them in the same light as the liberals that make them feel like they have such low self-esteem, because they can't transcend their lower-mammal natures -- and that almost everything that the hate radio barons pipe to them are logical fallacies and false binaries specially designed for the totalitarian brain -- to capitalize on their fear, low self-esteem, lack of power, and feelings of helplessness at being left behind in a multicultural society.

I wish Republicans could be Republicans again, instead of this washed-out, corpo-fascist, neocon, theodelusionalcrat amalgam of hoplessness, imperialism, low expectations and lack of personal responsibility for either themselves or the community.

and I LOVE that they included it!

Rock on Matcom!

...and as a result, I offer him a 21-beer salute.

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...actually, that's 42 beers, but what the hell...he EARNED 'em!

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ReadTomPaine, a hearty CONGRATS on taking this year's TOP HONORS!

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That one was a classic

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2277123

This proves that they're fucking wimps

Your post a little while back in which you said name something and I'll tell you how it's the republicans' fault. Remember that? I got to it too late, but I died laughing reading that whole thread.

Do another one! I'll hold up my lighter and yell "SCORPIO!"

but that's not it.

You told people to just list problems, ANYTHING, and you promised you would show how it was the repuke's fault.

Can you find that one? I can't search. It was awesome!

;-)

I love to share

I can't think of anything now. But I think you are overdue for a thread like that, Mister. I LOVE those threads!

(And it's great you linked them in this thread so any lurking freepers can get an eyeful of your poison, too!)

IOW, freeturds.

If you aren't making someone squirm on the right, you aren't trying hard enough. I've gotten quite a bit of feedback regarding that piece, more than some of the publications I've written for on a professional basis. That's how I knew I'd hit home. Quite satisfying to see it reach such popularity.

There's just one problem, however. It's more than a year old. It was posted on Oct 9th, 2003.

RTP

There's just one problem, however. It's more than a year old. It was posted on Oct 9th, 2003.

Well hey-you have managed to find a freeper more with the times....most of them have a mindset stuck in the 1940's.

This response cracks me up:

I really got a charge out of their bit of canning Republicans---seems they forget it isn't as easy to can someone as they might think..

Besides, if someone were to be terminated for being a Republican, the very laws that lib so love would nail their sorry behinds to the proverbial wall.

I got four words for these hypocrites: Right to Work State. Republicans love these laws, which deprive workers of many of the most basic protections. In a Right to Work State, you can fire an employee for any reason that's not federally prohibited or for no reason at all. Don't like someone's hairstyle? It's a right-to-work state, put their sorry butt on the street. Don't like someone's politics? Send him home. And even if the employee suspects he or she could benefit from the laws tat Republicans fight and villify at every turn, how are they going to prove it?

Here's a news flash: Some of us are in a position to hire, supervise, and fire employees. And some of us exercise that power. I've not yet fired or "downsized" an employee for being a Republican, but I've sure made certain that several Republicans never got a job in the first place.

I think I love you!

LOL!

I've not told some bush voters about things that could have really benefitted them in the last few days.

One guy I know is looking for a job after being laid off. He's in pretty dire straights. One of the biggest bushbots I've ever seen. I recently noticed a job opening in my industry he'd be PERFECT for. And I have pull. Did I mention it to him? Nope. I mentioned it to a laid off Kerry voter I know, who is also very well qualified for it. The laid off Kerry voter has a second interview on Monday. I am told he did very well on his first interview and is in the top slot for the job.

Oh well, too bad, so sad! You hurt me and mine with your vote, I hurt ya back.

The Freakers always have posts slapping each over on the back over Democrats who are sick, hurt, out of work, and even dead or dying. As far as I'm concerned, being a Republican is a morl failing. I consider it a redflag during the hiring process.

to vote for this bunch.

It means you rubber stamped an immoral war, you okayed deficits as far as the eye can see, etc.

I don't feel one bit bad for this guy. He can go stand in the food stamp line with the other poor people he's made fun of mercilessly for years. Let him know what it's like. Not that it'll put an ounce of compassion in him.

But I'M sure not gonna help his sorry ass.

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I am as proud of my brother as ever!!!!

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spot on

:D

stupid fuckers had me at #7???

:wtf: is up with THAT? :D

Since that doesn't seem to apply as it used to

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That would be being as unoriginal as they are, which is pretty much summed up in this post. *Cough* Copying and Pasting from DU for a post *Cough*

Apparently I'm not doing my part to piss off the radical right.

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I'm going to cry. :( :cry: :hug:

most intelligent posts on Freerepublic for 2004...

but I couldn't find that many.