Who else knows "Grandmother's Song"? - Democratic Underground

Paragon

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Tue Sep-23-03 04:29 PM
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Who else knows "Grandmother's Song"?

Be curteous, kind, and forgiving...

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VelmaD

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Tue Sep-23-03 04:31 PM
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1. I just remember the part about the duck...

Stick a live duck in your underwear...go into the closet and suck eggs...

Darth Velma

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Paragon

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Tue Sep-23-03 04:32 PM
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2. Chicken

"Put a live chicken in your underwear..."

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VelmaD

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Tue Sep-23-03 04:34 PM
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3. As soon as I posted I wondered...

was it duck or chicken. I knew I'd end up getting it wrong. *stupid brain...pokes it with q-tip*

DV

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Paragon

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Tue Sep-23-03 04:40 PM
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4. Here we go...

Be curteous, kind, and forgiving
Be gentle and peaceful each day
Be warm and human and grateful
And have a good thing to say

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
Be witty and happy and wise
Be honest and trust all your neighbors
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull and boring and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed

Be tasteless, rude, and offensive
Live in a swamp and be three-dimensional
Put a live chicken in your underwear
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival/
Go into a closet and suck eggs!

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