The ultimate Dysfunctional Christmas pop song...

I think it may have knocked "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" off the top (bottom?) of the list. Way to bring us all down, guys....

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby, do you recognize me?
Well it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me

I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you", I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now, I know you'd fool me again

Crowded room, friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you, and your soul of ice
My god, I thought you were someone to rely on
Me, I guess I was a shoulder to cry on

That sux. Loosely translated. "Me! Oh, me! I'm so sad. Me, me, meeeee!"

my favorite carol

I admit it. I can't get enough of it.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

by They Might be Giants:

...Seems like only yesterday
Our d-i-v-o-r-c-e
I love you both and yuletide is pure
H-E-double-L for me

And we just go nuts at christmastime
That's when everything falls apart
We just go nuts at christmastime
And it's another year before we're together again

http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/They-Might-Be-Giants/We-Just-Go-Nuts-at-Christmastime.html