A Prayer For The Genders

received via email :D

>A GIRLS PRAYER
>
>Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
>I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>One who's handsome, smart and strong,
>One who's loves to listen long,
>One who thinks before he speaks,
>When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
>I pray that he is gainfully employed,
>And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
>Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>Massages my back and begs to do more.
>Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
>One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin,
>In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen!
>I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>And never attempt to hit on my friend.
>
>
>
A GUY'S PRAYER:

>Lord, I pray for a nympho
>with huge boobs,
>owns a liquor store
>and likes to fish.
>
>
>Amen

but its true no? :P

but, then I'd have my ex-wife before we got married...

But when I get them, I'm always left begging for some lovin'? :wtf:

prior to getting married to my now ex-wife, I sometimes did have trouble keeping up with her hyperactive sex drive... that's probably where we had our biggest arguments.

of course, after we got married, it was like somebody flipped the switch from on to off.

So, I always say - "be careful what you wish for, you may get it."

:grr:

its funny.

give it up

:7

What's become of this place?

:cry:

the sex is GIVEN

Doesn't matter... you're still sexist and that's bad bad bad!

:spank:

that's "SEXY" (toots) :D

and it's still bad!

:spank:

And don't call me tits!

tttttttiiiiiiiitttttttttssssssssssssss

luv your butt too BABE :P

DAMMIT!

It was better before I saw her face.

DAMMIT! YOU ARE CORRUPTING ME!

For now, anyway.

I would post something, but everything I have is probably over the line.

Oh here's something

cameltoe

Oh forget it

:D

:nuke:

But you're still sexy, though.

:P

:loveya:

you PIG!

;)

:loveya:

I couldn't possibly touch this post with a 10 foot pole. I'll just add this; Very good post Matcom, the family photos were great, would love to see more.